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Mop Up On Aisle Three … White House Cleans Up After Trump, Again

August 25, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Donald Trump messed up bigly the other day at the G7 summit currently being held in Biarritz, France. Asked by a reporter if he had any second thoughts about his trade war with China, Trump unexpectedly let down his guard.

Appearing to acknowledge his trade battle with China isn’t going well, a vulnerable Trump answered, “Yeah, sure. Why not … Might as well. I have second thoughts about everything.”

Donald Trump has seconds thoughts about everything? What have those nasty Europeans done to the man who never regrets, never apologizes, and never has second thoughts about anything?

Realizing that this gush of genuineness is anathema to the Trump brand and unbecoming of the Trump presidency, the new White House press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, was quickly pressed into clean up duty.

“The president was asked if he had ‘any second thought on escalating the trade war with China.’ His answer has been greatly misinterpreted. President Trump responded in the affirmative — because he regrets not raising the tariffs higher,” Grisham said in a statement.

Isn’t it funny … whenever a politician accidentally speaks the truth the immediate, knee-jerk response is that he or she either misspoke or the comments were taken out of context (misinterpreted)!

This latest faux pas by Trump in France is somewhat of a milestone. If I’m not mistaken, it is the first time during his presidency Trump has admitted to some level of regret over his actions.

Trump made his impromptu trade war remarks at a breakfast meeting of the G7 bigwigs.

My guess is that Trump, who is not a drinker, was the victim of someone (Macron) slipping a psychoactive drug (truth serum) into his Diet Coke.

This latest round of White House mop up duty was thrust into the lap of Ms. Grisham, who took over as White House press secretary from Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Since being elevated to her new position exactly two months ago, the former communications director for Melania Trump has held zero press briefings. It is good to see her actually do some work at the White House if only to help justify her government salary of nearly $200,000.

Get ready, Stephanie, mop up on aisle four is just around the corner.

Photo | newsweek.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: China, comments, Donald Trump, G7 summit, misinterpreted, regrets, second thoughts, Stephanie Grisham, trade war

No Way To Sugarcoat This … The Man Occupying Our White House Is An Abject Moron

August 9, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Donald Trump may be a lot of things – a racist, a narcissist, a philanderer, a bad businessman – but at his core, he is a total dunderhead.

Our “so-called” president has no sense of time or place. If there’s an opportunity for him to act inappropriately, he’ll seize it with the gusto of a kid let loose in a candy store.

The latest example of how Trump is incapable of acting fittingly under the circumstances occurred just a few days ago in El Paso, Texas.

Instead of having the basic good sense of faking empathy, which the situation called for after 22 people were killed and many wounded by a shooter clearly influenced by Trump’s racist rhetoric, Trump turned the situation into one big photo op.

Rather than trying to console a grieving community, Trump added salt to the wound.

Incredibly, our “so-called” FLOTUS had the bad sense to post, on her Twitter account, the above photo.

This was part of the photo op strategy of Trump visiting patients at the University Medical Center of El Paso who were victims of the gun violence.

It wasn’t learned until sometime after Trump’s visit to the hospital that the victim in the photo, a baby boy who survived the massacre, was not even a patient when Trump showed his face.

The baby, a two-month-old whose parents were killed in the mass shooting shielding their son from the bullets, had been hospitalized and released prior to Thump’s visit. He had to be brought back to the medical center for Trump to pull off his photo op.

Now, anyone with half a brain would not be smiling in a photo with the newly orphaned boy. Nor would he be giving the thumbs up. But when you’re an idiot you just can’t act in any other way.

An interesting side note, the man to the left of Trump is the baby’s uncle, a lifelong Republican. He said he wanted to meet Trump to see if he had “maybe some kind of remorse for statements that he’s made,” presumably the comment about the immigrant “invasion” that the El Paso shooter echoed in his white supremacist manifesto.

Looking at the photo, it’s unlikely the man got the remorse he was looking for from a man with the IQ of a pet rock (my apologies to all the pet rocks out there).

Photo | FLOTUS/ Twitter

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: baby boy, Donald Trump, dunderhead, El Paso, hospital, inappropriate, massacre, moron, orphan, photo op, victims

For Trump, “The Buck Never Stops Here”

August 5, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Donald Trump is the master of deflection. Instead of taking responsibility for his actions, he shifts blame to others. Instead of owning up to his mistakes, he attacks others for his own failures.

So when Trump finally addressed the two mass shootings over the weekend, did anyone think he would assign any responsibility to himself?

On cue, Trump blamed the massacres in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio, which left at least 31 killed and many injured, on mental illness, video games and the Internet … not on guns or himself.

Reading from a teleprompter, Trump called on the country to condemn racism and white supremacy, never acknowledging his own role in promoting those ideas.

The shooter in El Paso, inconveniently for Trump, left behind a manifesto parroting the Divider-in-Chief’s own racist rhetoric.

In the document, the gunman referred to Hispanics as “invaders” and used the phrase “send them back” ― reminiscent of the racist remarks put forth by Trump last month in his attacks against four congresswomen of color, one of whom was an asylum seeker from Somalia.

Democrats, along with many other people of good conscience, have long warned Trump’s stoking of racial division over the last few years would lead to these types of violent acts … many committed by white nationalists living on the edge. Yet when it has come to Republican censure, mostly silence.

Respected journalist, Tom Brokaw, recently said, Trump “lights the fuse everyday.”

Right now there are a couple of gun control bills, passed by the House, sitting on Mitch McConnell’s desk. Will “The Grim Reaper” reconvene the Senate to vote on those measures? Unlikely.

The latest mass shootings come only one week after the FBI warned of the growing domestic terrorist threat, fueled by white nationalism.

Unfortunately, the Trump-controlled Department of Justice will do little to seriously fight this domestic terrorism problem while we have a man in the White House whose political calculation is that ramping up racial division will somehow help him get reelected.

But at least Trump is right about one thing. He said, “Hate has no place in our country.”

Yes. And you, Mr. “so-called” President, along with your bully pulpit, have no place in our White House.

Photo | screenshot via whitehouse.gov

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Dayton, deflection, domestic terrorism, Donald Trump, El Paso, Mass shootings, no blame, racism, responsibility, white supremacy

For Republicans, It’s “Just Win, Baby!”

July 27, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It’s no secret Republicans play dirty when it comes to elections.  They’re smart enough to know it’s the only way they can win and hold on to the power they so desperately crave.

Literally within hours of the Supreme Court striking down key provisions of the landmark 1965 Voting Rights Act, several Republican-controlled states passed voter suppression laws. As soon as Republicans got the chance to do so, they gerrymandered districts guaranteeing minority votes (which tend to tilt Democratic) would be diluted.

And now, just a few days after Robert Mueller testified Russians manipulated our 2016 elections and “they’re doing it as I sit here … and they expect to do it during the next campaign,” Mitch McConnell blocks election security bills from coming to a vote.

McConnell’s reasoning didn’t even try to hide his corrupt motive. Said McConnell, Democrats are trying to give themselves a “political benefit.”

Wow, now securing open and fair elections, free of foreign interference, is a partisan issue?

But the old “Grim Reaper” is absolutely right …  secure and open elections would elect more Democrats.

House Democrats need to start formal impeachment hearings without delay! No, not against Trump (although that is also necessary) but against the openly traitorous, democracy-hating leader of the Senate, “Moscow Mitch.”

Photo | Eric Thayer/ Reuters

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "Moscow Mitch", election security bills, impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Republicans, Russian inference, secure elections, traitors, unfair elections, voter suppression

Could You Be A Racist? Take This Simple Test To Find Out

July 18, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

With all the talk recently about who is or who isn’t a racist, here is a simple test you can take to answer the question, “Am I a racist?”

If you’ve ever uttered any of the following “I’m-not-a-bigot” disclaimers, chances are you may be a racist:

  1. “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.”
  2. “I have a great relationship with the blacks.”
  3. “I’m the least racist person anybody is going to meet.”
  4. “The Hispanics love me.”
  5. “I’ve never used racist remarks.”

Now, if you’ve used all of the above phrases, as has Donald Trump, then you are an unequivocal, indisputable, undeniable, flat-out, card-carrying racist.

Photo | Tim Savage/ pexels.com

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: are you a racist, Donald Trump, humor, racism, racist, test

Republican Winning Strategy For 2020? Wipeout Healthcare for Millions of Americans!

July 11, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

It appears what Republicans could not do through the legislative process, they may pull off through the courts.

What initially seemed like a sure loser-of-a-lawsuit for Republicans, even to many conservatives, may be headed towards ultimate victory.

The 2018 lawsuit, brought by 20 Republican state attorneys general against the Affordable Care Act (ACA), or what we commonly refer to as Obamacare, was a winner at the trial stage when Texas District Judge Reed O’Connor ruled the law unconstitutional this past December.

And now, the 5thCircuit Court of Appeals appears likely to do the same.

Of course, no matter the appeals court’s ruling, the Supreme Court will make the final decision. But can one really count on Chief Justice John Roberts rescuing Obamacare … again?

If you remember, Roberts came up with a pretty nifty rationale for finding in favor of the healthcare law in 2012. Roberts upheld the law (specifically the individual mandate penalty) as an exercise of Congress’s taxing power– even though President Obama famously claimed the law was not a tax!

Then in 2017, Republicans in Congress repealed the individual mandate, which required a penalty (tax) be paid by nearly every American who did not have health insurance.

With the mandate gone, might Roberts just go along with the lower courts’ reasoning that once Congress repealed the tax penalty that enforced the mandate, the whole law became invalid?

Let’s remember, the Democrats’ huge victory in the 2018 midterm elections revolved mostly around promising to protect people’s healthcare!

If Republicans get their way and the courts strike down the ACA, along with all its popular provisions, it won’t be very pretty for them in 2020. It makes one wonder what those Republican attorneys pushing this litigation are smoking! Secretly, many Republican lawmakers are hoping Roberts saves their skins by saving the ACA.

Yes, eliminating healthcare for an estimated 21 million Americans and doing away with pre-existing conditions coverage for nearly 133 million citizens is a great election strategy … if you want to lose!

Now if only Republicans had a plan to replace Obamacare with what Trump promised, time and again, would be something  “much better” and  “much less expensive” for “everyone” (Bernie Sanders – Gee, sounds like Medicare for all!).

Photo | HuffPost.com

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: ACA, Affordable Care Act, backfire, courts, John Roberts, lawsuit, Obamacare, Republicans, successful litigation, Supreme Court, win in court

Barr Changes Tune On Mueller Testimony

July 9, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

You saw it coming, right?

A little over one month ago, AG William Barr made it appear he had no problem with Special Counsel Robert Mueller testifying before Congress. This was at a time when Mueller had not yet been subpoenaed to appear before both the House Judiciary and Intelligence committees.

“It’s Bob’s call whether he wants to testify,” said Barr during a Wall Street Journal interview.

Yesterday, Barr pulled a “Trump,” saying one thing when it is convenient to sound reasonable (i.e. Trump promising to release his tax returns) and then making a complete one-eighty when the moment of truth arrives.

While he did not come right out and say Mueller should not testify, the Attorney General of the United States, told the Associated Press yesterday, he doesn’t believe Robert Mueller should have to “subject himself” to testifying before Congress about the Russia investigation.

“I’m not sure what purpose is served by dragging him up there and trying to grill him,” Barr said. “I don’t think Mueller should be treated that way or subject himself to that, if he doesn’t want to.”

One representative, Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence committee, was not surprised by Barr’s shocking remarks..

“Barr misled the public about Mueller’s report, and wants his own deception to stand,” Schiff tweeted. “The public has a right to hear the truth, from Mueller himself, about Trump’s misconduct and ongoing national security risks.”

Think about this for one moment. The top law enforcement official in the United States is encouraging a fellow lawyer, another officer of the court, to disregard a congressional subpoena!

What needs to happen (but won’t) is for the appropriate bar association(s) to immediately open an investigation into Barr’s unprofessional and unethical conduct with a view towards disbarment.

As of now, it appears Mueller, the reluctant witness, will keep his July 17 date with Congress. But as I’ve stated before, I doubt his testimony will change much of anything. It certainly won’t light a fire under Nancy Pelosi to begin impeachment proceedings ASAP.

I pray I’m wrong.

Photo | cnbcfm.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: congress, disbarment, July 17, Robert Mueller, Russia investigation, subpoena, testify, testimony, William Barr

Fact Check: Is Kamala Harris Black?

June 29, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After her breakout debate performance in this week’s Democratic Presidential debate, questions have started to swirl over Kamala Harris’s “blackness.” Is the woman who calls herself the second African-American woman to serve in the U.S. Senate really “black?”

Kamala Harris was born to an Indian mother and a Jamaican father on October 20, 1964, in Oakland, California.

The Merriam- Webster dictionary defines black as: (1)”of or relating to any of various population groups having dark pigmentation of the skin” (2)  “of or relating to African American people or their culture.”

The same dictionary defines “African American” as: “an American of African and especially of black African descent.” Colloquially speaking, however, many people define “African American” as simply a black American.

Under definition #1, since Jamaicans are considered a population group having dark pigmentation of skin, Kamala Harris is black. Under definition #2, Kamala Harris may or may not technically be an African American. However, it should be noted most Jamaicans are of full or partial black African descent.

So let the controversy over Harris’s “blackness” begin! Some critics have gone so far as to claim, while she may be black, she is not dark enough to be a “black” role model!

Answer: Kamala Harris is black.

Photo | elle.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: African American, black, blackness, controversy, Indian, Jamaican, Kamala Harris

During Last Night’s Democratic Debate, Only One Candidate Stuck The Landing

June 27, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

The first 2020 Democratic presidential debate went off last night without a hitch (OK, except for some technical difficulties with the sound system). All 10 candidates gave predictable answers, with no one making a major gaffe.

The hope of any candidate on a crowded debate stage is to come up with one memorable line (answer) that caps off his or her performance.  Gov. Jay Inslee did just that … he nailed it! Towards the end of the debate, Chuck Todd asked the candidates, “What is the greatest geopolitical threat to the United States?”

While most of the other candidates gave pat answers (China, climate change, nuclear weapons, Russia), one presidential hopeful, Inslee, answered, “The biggest threat is Donald Trump. No question about it.”

Bingo! The audience at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami went wild with applause. Inslee actually had the nerve to say what many non-Trump cultists believe and desperately wanted to hear from a candidate’s mouth.

While it is very unlikely Inslee with be the eventual Democratic presidential nominee, it was still refreshing to see the Washington governor stick his landing by sticking it to Donald Trump!

Photo | latimes.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: best answer, Democratic debate, Donald Trump, greatest threat, Jay Inslee

No, Mueller Has Not “Agreed” To Testify Before Congress

June 26, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

The breaking news is everywhere: “Mueller agrees to testify before House committees.”

Former Special Counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, will testify in open session before the House Judiciary and Intelligence Committees on July 17.

Yet Robert Mueller is not the upstanding patriot some are portraying him to be. What Mueller has done is to simply agree to honor two subpoenas.

After weeks of negotiations between Mueller and House Democrats for his voluntary testimony, House Committee Chairmen, Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff, were forced to issue subpoenas for Mueller’s testimony.

Mueller made it clear in a rare public statement in May that he did not wish to testify publicly about his investigation. He said his report spoke for itself … my “report is my testimony.”

“He was and is deeply reluctant to come testify, but nonetheless he has agreed to respect the subpoena,” said Schiff.

Schiff made it clear this is not a “friendly” subpoena.

“I don’t think the Special Counsel’s Office would characterize it as a ‘friendly subpoena,'” said Schiff. “He did not want to testify. He made that very clear.”

Chairman Nadler, during an interview on CNN Tuesday night, said that he is not worried that the White House or Department of Justice will block Mueller’s testimony.

“No, I’m not really worried about that because Mueller is an honest, upstanding citizen and he will testify in response to the subpoena that we issued,” Nadler said.

So the best that can be said of “Bobby Three Sticks” Mueller is that he is not defying a subpoena as many other potential witnesses have done.

After all, Mueller is a former Eagle Scout!

Yet it should never have come to this (subpoena).

Photo | theatlantic.com/REUTERS/Jim Bourg

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: congress, House Intelligence Committee, House Judiciary Committee, Robert Mueller, subpoena, testify, Trump-Russia probe

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