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Weatherman Has Faith Book On Climate Will Change Hearts And Minds

April 8, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Paul Douglas, a well-known Minnesota meteorologist, believes in the science of climate change and has written a book on the subject. He is also an Evangelical.

The book, “Caring for Creation: An Evangelical’s Guide to Climate Change and a Healthy Environment,” hit the bookstores this month. It is co-authored by the Rev. Mitch Hescox, president of the Evangelical Environmental Network.

“I figured if people didn’t want to hear from scientists, maybe they’d listen to a minister and a meteorologist,” said Douglas.

Douglas’s argument is that climate change is irrefutable and it is a Christian obligation to care for the planet and all that God has created.

Some of the book’s solutions for combating climate change focus on renewable energy such as wind and solar, which Douglas describes as “cheaper, clean, homegrown American energy” that can lead to “energy freedom.”

Will the book’s pious message resonate with skeptical Evangelicals who view climate change, a.k.a global warming, as a hoax to grow big government?

For hardcore Evangelicals who support Donald Trump’s view that climate change is a myth concocted by the Chinese to give them a competitive manufacturing edge, I’m giving the effort, though commendable, a snowball’s chance in hell.

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: book, caring for creation, Climate change, Donald Trump, evangelical, Paul Douglas, skeptical evangelicals

Could William Barr Have A John Mitchell Problem?

April 4, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

They couldn’t take it anymore.  So now some members of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s otherwise “leak-proof” team are starting to talk.

According to The New York Times, a few of Mueller’s investigators have said Attorney General William Barr’s summary of their report did not sufficiently jibe with the results of their investigation, suggesting their findings could be more damaging to Trump than Barr conveyed,

Of course this comes as no surprise.  Trump’s handpicked AG was always going to spin Mueller’s report in the most positive light, i.e. creating the impression it cleared his boss.

Yesterday, the House Judiciary Committee authorized Chairman Jerry Nadler to issue a subpoena for the full Mueller report along with all the underlying documents.

Although we may be in for a long court fight, the law is on the side of the Democrats.

The full report will eventually make its way to Nadler, if not the general public.

And if Barr’s 4-page summary was so off the mark that it can be shown he intentionally misrepresented the facts contained in the Mueller report, he may have a John Mitchell problem.

John Mitchell was Richard Nixon’s Attorney General who did his best to cover-up his boss’s crimes.

For his efforts, Mitchell was found guilty of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury and sentenced to two and a half to eight years in prison for his role in the Watergate break-in and cover-up.

Could Barr be so loyal… so dumb?

As Mary Anne Marsh, a Democratic political analyst, recently wrote in an article on FoxNews.com (of all places), “And if they continue to stonewall, then Trump and Barr will face the consequences rendered by the American people and history…just like Nixon and Mitchell.”

It is becoming increasingly clear that Trump and his Republican enablers are suffering from a bad case of premature exultation.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump, jail, John Mitchell, obstruction, report, Richard Nixon, Robert Mueller, whitewash, William Barr

Trump May Have A Formidable Primary Opponent For 2020

April 2, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

For the first time in GOP presidential primary history, Republicans may have a choice between the greater of two evils … Trump or the Prince of Darkness. This could present a difficult choice for many Evangelical voters.

However, this would certainly be a welcome development for Democrats seeking to regain the White House.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: 2020, Donald Trump, evangelicals, Republican primary, Satan, satire, split, vote

Trump Supporters OK With 4-Page “CliffsNotes” Summary

March 26, 2019 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Hey Republicans … if the Mueller report supports your position, why not make it available to the public? Just asking for a friend.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: 4-page summary, available, Donald Trump, full report, Mueller report, public, Republican logic, Robert Mueller, William Barr

Are We Headed Towards A Second Civil War?

March 17, 2019 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Nancy Pelosi is against impeachment, saying, “Impeachment is so divisive to the country … I don’t think we should go down that path, because it divides the country.”

Donald Trump recently said, in an interview with Brietbart, opponents of his administration are in deep trouble if they continue to oppose him. “I actually think that the people on the right are tougher, but they don’t play it tougher. Okay? I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump – I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad.”

A few Trump supporters, such as Jim Bakker, Roger Stone and James Wood, have actually said there will be a second civil war in the United State of America if Trump is impeached!

In a very interesting and thought-provoking article in the DailyKos, a writer discounts the threat of a second civil war … arguing the first one never ended!

Socialjusticeamerican writes:

“I know that the Civil War OFFICIALLY ended in 1865, when Robert E Lee surrendered, however, that was mostly just a paperwork thing, for the official record.  We didn’t disarm the Southerners that killed American troops.  We didn’t have trials to convict, imprison and execute Southern troops that attacked American cities and killed citizens.  We didn’t treat them like an enemy army that had just been defeated.  We just let them all go back home, keep their weapons and we even allowed enemy soldiers to vote in our national elections.

And while the South CLAIMED to have surrendered, the surrender was a lie.  They never had any intention of laying down their arms.”

Julie Novkov, chairwoman of the political science department at the State University of New York at Albany, has said Trump’s supporters, whom she calls “overt racists” smoldering with “white racial resentment,” will “provoke violence” when he leaves office no matter the circumstances.

“I believe,” said Novkov, “that Trumpers — the core supporters Trump has bound to himself through his consistent and persistent messaging — will not accept as legitimate any means through which he departs from the presidency.”

And then you have a person who knows Trump very well, his former personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, testify before Congress, “I fear that if he loses the election in 2020, that there will never be a peaceful transition of power. And this is why I agreed to appear before you today.”

If all this talk of violence sounds farfetched, consider this – Trump’s endless barrage of lies, his admiration for foreign dictators, his off-hand jokes about being “president for life” (Xi Xinping “was able to do that,” he told admirers. “I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll give that a shot some day.”), and his constant harping on a “deep state” plot against him.

Oh, did I mention a June 2018 report from the Small Arms Survey estimates American civilians own 393 million guns, both legally and otherwise, out of a worldwide total of 857 million firearms?

The prospect of things getting really ugly is real … no matter how Trump leaves office. These are indeed scary times.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Civil War, Donald Trump, firearms, Guns, removal from office, second, Trump supporters, violence, war

After New Zealand Mosque Massacre, Trump Offers “Best Wishes”

March 15, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Proving once again he is incapable of doing what’s appropriate under the circumstances, Donald Trump offered up the following tweet to grieving New Zealanders left to cope with the deadliest mass shooting in their country’s history:

“My warmest sympathy and best wishes goes out to the people of New Zealand after the horrible massacre in the Mosques. 49 innocent people have so senselessly died, with so many more seriously injured. The U.S. stands by New Zealand for anything we can do. God bless all!”

Warmest sympathy?

Even a copywriter for Hallmark would have been able to tell Trump you offer your deepest sympathy or sincere sympathy.

Best wishes?

This is what you offer someone who’s just gotten engaged or moved into a new home!

Yet after defending white-nationalist protestors in Charlottesville last year, saying, “You also had some very fine people on both sides,” did you seriously expect anything else?

Trump is boxed in. He can’t even fake sincere regret.  He knows he has to tread lightly so as not to offend his bigoted, xenophobic, islamophobic supporters.

Here is a tweet offered by a real President:

“Michelle and I send our condolences to the people of New Zealand. We grieve with you and the Muslim community. All of us must stand against hatred in all its forms.”

I am sure Donald Trump absolves himself of any responsibly for this latest, deadly hate crime even though the suspected shooter praised Trump as “a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose.”

Let’s face it. Donald Trump is not only the biggest threat to our national security, but to that of every other country on this planet.

Nancy, you need to rethink your, “I’m not for impeachment.” Unless that is just one clever political ploy!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: best wishes, condolences, Donald Trump, inappropriate, mass shooting, massacre, mosque, New Zealand, warmest sympathy

Stop Calling Trump Supporters “His Base”

March 3, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

He lies but they don’t care.

He speaks nonsense yet they applaud.

He threatens their own safety but they’re oblivious.

He picks their pockets yet they’re unfazed.

Of course I am talking about Trump’s base. That very group of sycophants who would still support him even if he shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

But listen up. We need to stop using the world “base” when describing Trump supporters. It is too mild a word; too benign. We need to start calling Trump followers what they are, cult members.

Would we call followers of Jim Jones, David Koresh or Warren Jeffs their base? Of course not!

Here are some of the things we associate with cult members, which apply in spades to Trump loyalists:

The leader is the ultimate authority

The group suppresses skepticism

The group delegitimizes former members

The group is paranoid about the outside world

The leader is above the law

The group is elitist

We all know that trying to use logic or reason when talking with a cult member is useless. The only “facts” that exist are the ones put forth by the leader.

The sad truth is that if and when Trump is removed from office, he will still have his brainwashed army. If Trump calls his minions to arms, will they obey?

During his testimony before Congress, former Trump lawyer and loyalist, Michael Cohen, said he feared there would never be a “peaceful transition of power.”

What a scary thought!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: base, cult, cult followers, Donald Trump, minions, Trump supporters, Trump's base

Let’s Face It Donnie, She’s Just Not Into You

March 2, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Unrequited love can be a bitch!

Photo | Carolyn Kaster AP Photo

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: CPAC, Donald Trump, dry hump, flag, hug, humor, restraining order

Why Donald Trump Should Release His College Grades

March 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

As part of his testimony to Congress the other day, Michael Cohen revealed that, at the direction of Donald Trump, he threatened to sue any school or college that released his boss’s academic records.

The Daily Nooze has been able to confirm that at least one outside academician, Dean Vernon Wormer, has seen Trump’s college transcript. In a succinct, blunt assessment, Wormer has divulged Trump’s GPA “stinks!”

Perhaps Trump is being overly sensitive about revealing his below average marks. Some advisors are recommending Trump make public his college grades, as that will most likely further ingratiate him with his mostly unschooled base.

After all, Trump has said, “I love the poorly educated.”. And they, sure as heck, love one of their own!

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: academic records, college transcript, Dean Wormer, Donald Trump, GPA, grades, Michael Cohen, release, satire

Could Another Rat Bring Down Another Don?

February 28, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Yesterday, Michael “The Fixer” Cohen, testified against his former boss, Donald Trump, much like Sammy “The Bull” Gravano sang against his boss, John “The Don” Gotti.

If you’re a fan of the rule of law, Cohen’s testimony will help bring down Trump and send him to a 6×8 semi-furnished “penthouse” much like the one Gotti occupied until the end of his days.

Lady Justice loves rats.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: boss, Donald Trump, justice, mafia, Michael Cohen, prison, rule of law, Sammy "The Bull" Gravano

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