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Is Trump’s Day Of Reckoning Finally Here?

February 21, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Word is out that the nearly two-year Trump-Russia investigation has come to an end and a report by special counsel Robert Mueller may soon be submitted to the newly installed Attorney General, William Barr, as early as next week.

Just when, or even if, Barr will share the report with Congress remains to be seen.

As reported by CNN, “Under the special counsel regulations, Mueller must submit a ‘confidential’ report to the attorney general at the conclusion of his work, but the rules don’t require it to be shared with Congress, or by extension, the public. And, as Barr has made clear, the Justice Department generally guards against publicizing ‘derogatory’ information about uncharged individuals.”

But could the much-awaited report, no matter what, still lead to Trump’s impeachment by the House?

Reality check. Even if Mueller’s report is damaging to Trump, with Mitch McConnell as Majority Leader, it’s hard to see Republican senators voting to convict Trump after House Democrats start an impeachment proceeding.

But do not fret. With many other ongoing investigations into Trumpworld, most notably by the Southern District of New York, Trump will never be not out of the woods.

As Neal Katyal writes in an opinion piece in today’s New York Times:

The overlapping investigations by different entities, housed in different branches of government, spanning geography and even different governments (such as the New York attorney general’s investigation into the Trump Foundation), make it difficult for anyone, even Attorney General Barr, to end the inquiries.

While Mueller’s report may not be “the end,” it most certainly will be remembered as the beginning of “the end.”

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump, FBI investigation, impeachment, report, Robert Mueller, special counsel, Trump-Russia, William Barr

Top European Diplomats Fret Over Current Relationship With U.S.

February 18, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Having sent his surrogate to this year’s Munich Security Conference, Mike Pence got a chilly reception from the attendees. And why not? Donald Trump has made it clear he cares more about our longstanding enemies than our longtime allies.

The New York Times recently quoted a senior German diplomatic official, who chose to remain anonymous, to show how bad U.S. relations have become with what once were our closest allies:

“No one any longer believes that Trump cares about the views or interests of the allies. It’s broken.”

Helping to get Trump into the White House cost the Kremlin a pretty ruble but look at the return on investment! A United States president that has given Putin what he’s wanted most…. a weakening of the NATO alliance; a pact that has kept Europe safe from the Soviet Union, and now a hostile and ambitious Russia, for decades.

No, Putin has gotten more than he could have ever imagined … even in his wildest, wettest dream.

Will Trump actually pull the United State out of NATO as he has threatened to do? What was once an absurd question doesn’t seen so crazy anymore.

Let’s hope our European allies can hang on long enough until we have a new, sensible, non-compromised president in the White House.

Photo | haaretz.com

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: alliance, Donald Trump, Europe, loss of trust, Munich Security Conference, NATO, Putin, weakening alliance

Trump Makes It Hard On Conservative Supremes

February 16, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Donald Trump is his own worst enemy. He made that clear, once again, during yesterday’s rambling, incoherent  “national emergency” Rose Garden speech.

Responding to questioning from a reporter, Trump actually admitted he didn’t “need to do this.” Instead of sticking to the script that what is happening on our southern border is a serious national security issue, Trump blurted out the truth.

This is reminiscent of Trump’s interview with NBC’s Lester Holt when he admitted he was going to fire FBI Director James Comey, because of that whole Russia thing, regardless of recommendations from his attorney general and deputy attorney general.

It seems the serial liar can’t help incriminating himself by occasionally letting out a truth bomb.

While Trump’s speech contained many of the usual lies about illegal immigration and the necessity of a border wall, he did get one thing straight … this whole national emergency charade will be decided by the courts.

“We will have a national emergency, and we will then be sued, and they will sue us in the 9th Circuit, even though it shouldn’t be there, and we will possibly get a bad ruling, and then we will get another bad ruling, and then we will end up in the Supreme Court,” said Trump.

While under normal circumstances one would expect the compliant conservative Supreme Court to go along with the President’s broad power to declare a national emergency, saying this is not really an emergency ain’t the way to go. It just might get a justice like John Roberts to say “no amigo.”

Roberts has now replaced former justice Anthony Kennedy as the swing vote on the Court. As Chief Justice, Roberts has his legacy to protect. He also has shown he cares about the independence of the Court.

No, Donald, even though you have packed the Court with two conservative lackeys (Gorsuch and Kavanaugh) don’t expect a rubber-stamp from the Supremes.

I am waiting for the day when Trump admits he did get help from Russia to win the 2016 presidential election, but it doesn’t matter because he would have won anyway!

The man is not very bright. He just can’t help himself.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: "didn't have to do this", conservative court, court challenge, Donald Trump, John Roberts, national emergency, Rose Garden speech, Supreme Court

Trump Misses Mark … Only Ranks Third In List Of (Worst) Presidents

February 14, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

In the latest Siena College Research Institute survey, Donald Trump is ranked the third worst president of all time after Andrew Johnson (who was impeached) and James Buchanan (whose presidency was followed by the Civil War).

The sixth Siena survey, which started in 1982, asks 157 presidential scholars, historians and political scientists to rank the presidents according to 20 different benchmarks.

For the first time, George Washington is ranked as the greatest president, beating out Franklin Roosevelt, who had topped every previous survey. The top five have remained the same since the survey’s inception, which includes Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Jefferson.

Surprisingly, George W. Bush climbed six spots to 33rd while Barack Obama slipped two spots to the 17th greatest president.

For a man who desperately wants to be number one in everything, finishing third must be a huge disappointment. Trump, however, might take comfort in knowing that most average Americans pick him the worst president ever.

Who knows? With still some time left in office, Trump’s ineptitude just might get him to the number one spot when the next Siena survey rolls around.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, George Washington, Siena College Research Institute, Survey, third worst, worst president

Putin Thanks Huckabee Sanders For Compliment

January 31, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, lauds White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, for once telling the truth.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, God, God wanted Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, satire, Vladimir Putin

Is Trump Losing His Gift For Derisive Nicknames?

January 25, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Donald Trump is perhaps best known for slapping derisive nicknames on political enemies. Yet a few days ago, with a perfect opportunity to drop one on Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Trump seemed to reach for a nickname only to come up empty.

“Nancy Pelosi, or Nancy, as I call her, doesn’t want to hear the truth,” said Trump on Wednesday in comments reported by CNN’s Ryan Struyk.

Could it be Trump is afraid to reach into his bag of slights when it comes to Nancy D’Alesandro Pelosi?

No. Trump has in the past hit Pelosi with put-downs such as “High Tax, High Crime Nancy Pelosi” and “MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi.”

So why put the brakes on his moniker-machine-of-mean now? Could it be Trump has more respect (fear) for Pelosi considering she is now Speaker of the House … a powerful woman who can take him down through impeachment proceedings?

For some fun, here is a list of nicknames Trump has come up with for some of his foes:

Crooked Hillary (Hillary Clinton)

Cheatin’ Obama (Barack Obama)

Mr. Magoo (Jeff Sessions)

Little Adam Schitt (Adam Schiff)

Low IQ Maxine Waters

Crazy Jim (Jim Acosta)

Sneaky Dianne (Dianne Feinstein)

Crazy Bernie (Bernie Sanders)

Cryin’ Chuck / Fake Tears Chuck Schumer

Low Energy Jeb Bush

Little Marco (Marco Rubio)

Little George Stephanopoulos

Lyin’ Ted (Ted Cruz)

Pocahontas / Goofy Elizabeth Warren

Little Rocket Man (Kim Jong Un)

Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd

Wacky (Frederica Wilson)

Liberal Puppet Jones (Doug Jones)

Wacky Omarosa (Omarosa Manigault Newman)

Maybe Donald Trump is not such a loose cannon after all? Maybe he has enough sense to realize how precarious his situation is and how much power Speaker Nancy Pelosi holds over him? Maybe he is not a total moron just a half-wit?

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump, fear, list of nicknames, lost gift, Nancy, Nancy Pelosi, nicknames. derisive, put-downs, respect, speaker of the house

Putin Offers Reassurance To Old Friend

January 18, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

As the walls close in on him (ironic, n’est-ce pas?), Trump gets comforted by his boss.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, impeachment, New York, reassure, satire, Senate, Vladimir Putin

Nancy Pelosi, Like Any Good Parent, Knows How To Treat A Temper Tantrum

January 17, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has politely requested that if the partial government shutdown is not resolved by the end of this week, Donald Trump should either postpone his scheduled State of the Union Address (January 29) or deliver it in writing.

Pelosi’s request seems eminently reasonable. Why go through the farce of having Trump declare how strong our Union is at a time when a large part of the government is shuttered … as a direct result of Trump’s own actions?

Why give Trump a platform to lie to the American people about the nature and cause of the shutdown? Why allow Trump to falsely accuse the Democrats of “obstruction”, as Rep. Steve Scalise and Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell did recently?

Why allow for the optics of the entire Republican side of the aisle rising in unison with resounding applause when Trump badmouths the Democrats?

If Trump wants to deliver his “address”, let him do so from the Oval Office or wherever else he chooses.

Nancy is one smart cookie. She will not be a willing participant in what would surely be a Trump burlesque show.

Let’s face it, our Union is broken on so many levels … political, economic, social and moral. And no, it’s not simply because we have an incompetent, greedy narcissist in the White House but largely because of the current gang of Congressional Republicans lead by “Turtle-Face” McConnell.

So, no, we do not need Trump to take us on a trip to “Fantasy Island.”

The U.S. Constitution mandates in Article II, Section 3 that presidents “shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.”

But the Constitution gives no specifics on how that should be done. What we’ve come to know as the State of the Union address — the pageantry, the televised address and the President patting himself on the back — is a relatively recent phenomenon. And the practice of delivering an in-person speech before a joint session of Congress has not always been the norm.

Way to go, Nancy! Like any good parent, you know how to treat a child in the throes of a temper tantrum… you do not reward him.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, government shutdown, Nancy Pelosi, postpone, reschedule, State fo The Union Address, temper tantrum

Trump Serves Up Some More Red Meat … This Time To Carnivorous College Athletes

January 15, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

The man who is best-known for serving red meat to his base is today receiving flak for literally serving red meat to a bunch of college football players.

Yesterday Donald Trump, in the White House dining room, treated the Champion Clemson Tigers football team to a fast food extravaganza of burgers from America’s finest fast food establishments … McDonalds, Wendy’s and Burger King.

Critics have called Trump’s artery-clogging smorgasbord “tasteless”, but the young men seemed to enjoy their meal.

There is some dispute as to how much red meat was actually served. The number of burgers went from an original estimate of 300 to a staggering 1000! Another Trumpian whopper?

Trump tweeted today:

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

While White House staff told members of the press our junk-food-loving Commander in Chief was pleased with the festive and happy meal, he was disappointed about one thing …

NO LEFTOVERS!

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: burgers, Champion, Clemson Tigers, Donald Trump, fast food, football players, junk food, red meat, white house

Hillary Was Right. We Just Didn’t Know How Right She Was

January 11, 2019 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle which basically states the simplest answer is usually the correct answer.

Why does Donald Trump consistently defend an autocrat like Vladimir Putin and disparage our friends and allies? Could it be that Donald Trump is in Putin’s pocket?

Without getting lost in the weeds of elaborate conjecture, the simplest answer is, yes, Trump is Putin’s puppet.

This clip, with Trump’s demented mind on full display, is agonizing to watch but still worth revisiting.

We were warned but, sadly, for many Americans, it just didn’t matter.

Video | youtube.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, presidential debate, Putin's puppet, video

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