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Trump Makes U-Turn On Migrant Caravan … Will Admit

November 20, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

And there still are those who question whether the leader of the free world is a stable genius!

Make America Rake Again (MARA)!

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: "Make America Rake Again", asylum seekers, California, Donald Trump, forest fires, migrant caravan, rake, satire, stable genius, u-turn

Democrats’ Big Win Reveals Stark Reality … We Are As Divided As Ever

November 8, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Democrats won big on election night. They achieved their primary goal of retaking the House. Finally America might have a check on Donald Trump’s total disregard for norms, customs and the rule of law itself.

The much-anticipated “blue wave” did materialize. Democrats flipped over 30 House seats, took seven gubernatorial races (and counting), and made significant gains in down ballot races—winning over 260 state legislative seats with more to come.

But many Democrats are not celebrating their big night. Perhaps it’s because the “blue wave” came with a harsh red undertow.

Three red-state senators lost their races, giving Republicans greater control of the Senate. Two charismatic Democratic candidates – Beta O’Rourke in Texas and Andrew Gillum in Florida, lost their election bids, though narrowly.

What the midterms clearly revealed is that we are a divided nation mostly separated along urban-rural lines.

Defeated Claire MaCaskill of Missouri perhaps said it best: “The further you get from metropolitan areas, the more powerful Donald Trump is and the more allegiance there is to whatever he says or does.”

As Robert L. Borosage of The Nation writes, “Republicans are increasingly the party of rural, white, non-college-educated males, and aging and evangelical voters.” This so-called “Trump base” was susceptible to “Trump’s manic, unhinged, dishonest, and scurrilous campaigning…No doubt his blend of hate and fear helped build Republican turnout.”

But change may be in the air. Democrats made dramatic advances in formerly Republican suburbs, and in the Midwest, while continuing to gain in the Southwest.

Many Progressive ballot initiatives across the country fared well.  The new Democratic House is expected to include 100 women.

Trump incredibly tweeted Tuesday’s election results were a “Big Victory” for him!

The truth is Donald Trump is a con man and more Americans are not falling for the sting.

As Borosage aptly put it, “The 2018 election exposed once more how divided the country is—but it also showed the tide is running against Trump’s hateful brand of politics and the party that he continues to deform.”

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: blue wave, Democrats, Donald Trump, elections, House, mid-term, red undertow, rural, Trump base, urban

Ready For Some November Fireworks?

November 1, 2018 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

With all the excitement, and nervousness, surrounding the upcoming midterm elections, it’s easy to forget about Bobby Three Sticks. The consummate professional, Robert Mueller III has gone radio silent over the past few months.

Unlike former FBI Director James Comey, who weighed in on the Hillary Clinton email investigation days before the 2016 election, Mueller has honored the longstanding Justice Department policy that prosecutors should not take actions that might affect pending elections.

Rest assured, however, Mueller has not been idly passing time sipping a tropical drink under a shady palm tree somewhere in the Bahamas. The man has simply been quietly and methodically going about his business investigating possible Trump-Russia collusion during the 2016 presidential election and subsequent obstruction of justice by Trump.

Just last week Mueller interviewed the former White House Chief Strategist, Steve Bannon … for the third time. It is being reported by Politico that the Special Counsel’s office may have already issued a subpoena for Trump to testify in front of a grand jury.

No matter what happens after next Tuesday’s election, expect some fireworks  (indictments, reports?) out of the reserved and staid former Eagle Scout in the very near future.

If the Democrats, as predicted, take back control of the House, expect our “So-Called” President to become even more unhinged and erratic.

The final episodes of the best reality show on TV may finally be upon us.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Bobby Three Sticks, Donald Trump, FBI investigation, fireworks, midterm elections, November, obstruction, Robert Mueller, Trump-Russia collusion

Trump Advised By Rick Perry To Start Wearing Glasses

October 27, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

From moronmajority.com

Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry,  has offered up some sound advice to his boss … “An eye exam and glasses may be in order, Sir.”

Or Donald Trump could just cut out the obvious, blatant lies, Rick?

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: bombs, Cesar Sayoc, Donald Trump, face, glasses, MAGA Bomber, satire, spoof, van

Millions Of Americans Happily Reliving Their High School Days

October 17, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump ends up with the short end of the stick in his latest “insult volley” with adult film star, Stormy Daniels. The two are reminding many older Americans of those fun, frivolous, and foolhardy days as teenagers. For that, Mr. “So-Called” President, they thank you!

“Oh boy, this is great!” – Kent Dorfman

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, high school days, horseface, immature, insult volley, snark, Stormy Daniels, taunts, tiny

Game Changer … Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Mueller!

September 14, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Of course, Michael, there is always the insanity defense.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: adult. game changer, Donald Trump, guilty plea, insanity, Michael Moore, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, trial

Trump May Not Need Sessions To Find Author Of Anonymous NY Times Op-Ed

September 9, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

White House sources say Trump is hot on the trail of unmasking the anonymous senior staff member who wrote a blistering critique of his administration in a New York Times op-ed this week.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, investigation, Jeff Sessions, NY Times, op-ed, opinion piece, satire, senior staff member

Gloves Off, Obama Criticizes Trump, By Name, For First Time

September 7, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

During a speech at the University of Illinois today, Barack Obama, for the first time since leaving office, attacked Donald Trump by name.

Speaking of the current corrosive and corrupt political climate, Obama said, “It did not start with Donald Trump. He is a symptom, not the cause. He’s just capitalizing on resentments that politicians have been fanning for years.”

This is a departure from the deliberate way Obama has avoided direct criticism of his successor. During his much-celebrated speech at the Nelson Mandela Annual Lecture in Johannesburg earlier this year, Obama attacked the “politics of fear and resentment,” but never named Trump directly.

With only 60 days until the midterm elections, Obama appears to have made the calculation that this is no time to be timid.

“You need to vote because our democracy depends on it. … This moment really is different,” Obama told his audience. “The consequences of any of us sitting on the sidelines are more dire.”

Pointing out to his audience that only one in five young people voted in the 2014 midterm elections, Obama cautioned the students there is only one way to save our democracy … “Vote, vote, vote.”

Obama’s impassioned speech to the young audience reminded many of his breakthrough keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention that thrust him into the national spotlight.

It is only a matter of time before Donald Trump attacks Obama for what he will undoubtedly see as a challenge and breach in “presidential” etiquette.

From all indications, the new, energized Obama is not only ready for the fight but relishes the opportunity to be back in the political arena.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, by name, criticizes, Donald Trump, first time, gloves off, midterm elections, speech, University of Illinois

Trump-Cruz … And The Political 180

September 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

They say politics makes for strange bedfellows. You can’t get weirder than this odd couple!

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” – Will Rogers

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: absolutely nothing, Donald Trump, endorsement, hypocrisy, lyin' Ted, odd couple, short memories, Ted Cruz, will rogers

Trump Keeps Laying Groundwork For Insanity Defense

August 31, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

While Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff since taking office, his latest accusation against a major news network provides proof positive he intends to use the “insanity defense” in any criminal prosecution against him.

Trump is now making the absurd, and baseless, claim that NBC News somehow doctored an interview with Lester Holt in which he cites the Russia investigation as a factor behind firing FBI director James Comey.

“What’s going on at @CNN is happening, to different degrees, at other networks – with @NBCNews being the worst,” Trump tweeted. “The good news is that Andy Lack(y) is about to be fired(?) for incompetence, and much worse. When Lester Holt got caught fudging my tape on Russia, they were hurt badly!”

The “insanity defense,” also known as the mental disorder defense, is a defense by excuse in a criminal case, arguing that the defendant is not responsible for his or her actions due to an episodic or persistent psychiatric disease at the time of the criminal act.

It is possible Trump just might pull this off if he keeps going on this way.

What’s next … the Earth is flat? The moon landing was fake? Big Foot is an alien? Dinosaurs helped build the pyramids? Elvis is still alive? The National Enquirer is real news? Don Jr. and Ivanka are not really my kids?

As Rachel might say, “Watch this space.”

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: doctored tape, Donald Trump, fake, fake news, fudging, insanity defense, Lester Holt, NBC News, satire

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