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Trump Mocks McCain In Life … “The Maverick” Disses Trump In Death

August 26, 2018 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

Oh sweet justice!

If you recall, at an event in Iowa, then candidate Donald Trump belittled John McCain’s Vietnam war record by questioning his heroism.

“He’s not a war hero,” said Trump. “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”

Both Democrats and Republicans roundly criticized Trump for his comment. Though it was suggested Trump apologize to McCain, he never retracted the statement.

And now that the U.S. Senator, often called “The Maverick,” has passed away at the age of 81, it is McCain who gets the last dig.

While almost anyone who’s anyone will be attending McCain’s funeral, there will be one very noticeable absentee … Donald Trump.

It was McCain’s wish that Trump be barred from his funeral.

To make matters worse, McCain left specific instructions that a former president, Barack Obama, eulogize him!

That’s got to hurt the man-child currently occupying the Oval Office whose main goal is to erase Obama’s legislative accomplishments.

As one observer, Bruce Lindner, has noted, “Other than Obama’s roast of Trump at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner seven years ago, I don’t think anything anyone has ever done to Trump will infuriate him as much as this.”

How humiliating! How perfect!

Thank you, Sen. McCain, for your years of service to our country. However, I do not think I will ever forgive you for unleashing Sarah Palin on an defenseless nation!

Now all we need is for some more justice to be shown to our incompetent, narcissistic, illegitimate president by another true American patriot … one Robert S. Mueller.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, death, Donald Trump, funeral, John McCain, justice, last laugh, not invited, war hero

Don’t Expect A Divorce Anytime Soon

August 23, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Even with testimony, under oath, by Trump’s former personal lawyer, that Donald Trump directed him to engage in a crime, Congressional Republicans are standing by their man. Like the proverbial good Christian spouse who takes the marriage vow seriously, there is no scenario, no malfeasance, which will cause the breakup of the family.

For Mitch and his coterie, they made their bed and they will sleep in it. Like good sailors, they are prepared to go down with the ship.

In a way, you have to admire such unflinching loyalty.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: better or worse, Donald Trump, marriage, marriage vow, Mitch McConnell, Republicans, sickness and treason

Sorry, Rudy, There Is One Place Where Truth IS Still Truth

August 22, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump’s TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, told NBC’s Chuck Todd something quite extraordinary a few days ago. On Meet the Press this Sunday, Giuliani said to a stunned Todd, “Truth isn’t truth.”

Upping the ante on Kellyanne Conway’s infamous “alternative facts” comment, Giuliani doubled down on his Orwellian pronouncement the following day by tweeting: “My statement was not meant as a pontification on moral theology but one referring to the situation where two people make precisely contradictory statements, the classic ‘he said, she said’ puzzle.”

As crazy as it sounds, Giuliani’s statement does have some merit when it comes to political speech or when referring to some news outlets. The truth can be malleable.

As we found out yesteray, however, the truth is still the truth in a court of law. The bulwark of our democracy, our legal system, works.

A jury in Virginia convicted Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, on eight felony counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. At about the same time, in a New York court, Trump’s legal fixer, Michael Cohen, pleaded guilty to eight counts of campaign finance violations, tax and bank fraud.

It didn’t matter what lies or fakery Manafort and Cohen engaged in prior to their day in court, once they stood in front of the man in the black robe, all the BS, the spin, the mangling of facts, ended.

It is said that justice is based on truth. Truth, in the law, means objective, reliable facts that can be admitted as evidence in a trial.

With what Cohen admitted to yesterday under oath, namely that Donald Trump directed him to violate campaign finance laws, it won’t be long before all of Trump’s claims of innocence, of “witch hunt”, of “no collusion”, will be put to the test … hopefully at an upcoming trial in the United States Senate after the House approves articles of impeachment.

Hey Rudy, when two people make contradictory statements, you know, the old he, said she said … one is telling the truth, one is lying.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "truth isn't truth", court, Donald Trump, facts, justice, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Rudy Giuliani, rule of law, trial, truth

With A Lawyer Like Ghouliani, How Can You Go Wrong?

August 19, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

No one will ever accuse Donald J. Trump of skimping on top-notch legal representation!

Photo | politico.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: "collusion is not a crime", "truth isn't truth", Donald Trump, Ghouliani, legal representation, Rudy Giuliani

Maybe The Idea Will Sound Better Next Year?

August 17, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Trump’s very big, beautiful military parade, scheduled for this November, has been cancelled, with the hope of holding it next year.

Yesterday, it was reported that the cost estimate for the parade had skyrocketed to $92 million — about $80 million over the original estimated budget.

The question everyone is asking is not whether the parade will somehow be cheaper next year but if Trump will still be president in 2019.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: cancelled, Donald Trump, dumb idea, military parade, next year, pet rock, too expensive

Trump Attacks Former Protege

August 15, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Omarosa picked up so much from her mentor she is now beating him at his own game.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: attacks, Donald Trump, lying lowlife, mentor, Omarosa, Omarosa Manigault Newman, protege

Giuliani’s Latest Version Of Trump-Comey Conversation … “Never Happened”

August 14, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

On July 8, 2017, former FBI Director, James Comey, testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee, saying Donald Trump asked him to go lightly on former National Security advisor, Michael Flynn.

At a private meeting at the White House, Comey told the senators that Trump praised Flynn as a “good guy.” Comey, testifying under oath, said Trump repeated that Flynn hadn’t done anything wrong on his calls with the Russians, but had misled the Vice President. According to Comey, Trump then said, “I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go.”

Of course, if Trump asked Comey to quash the ongoing investigation into Flynn, that would most likely constitute obstruction of justice.

In an interview on CNN this Sunday, Trump’s mouthpiece, Rudy Giuliani, said, “There was no conversation about Michael Flynn.”

It appears Giuliani has gone full Trump.

Giuliani told ABC News on July 8 about the Trump-Comey conversation, saying, “What he said was, ‘Can you, can you give him a break?’” On July 30, Giuliani was even more explicit about that version of events during an interview with Fox News, saying, “He didn’t tell him, ‘Don’t investigate him, don’t prosecute him.’ He asked him to exercise his prosecutorial discretion because he was a good man with a great war record.”

If you thought Donald Trump was the only one who could change his own narrative in the face of video evidence to the contrary, you’d be wrong.

It’s safe to say Giuliani’s main objective as Trump’s TV attorney is to obfuscate and confuse … to muddy the waters, if you will.

Gene Robinson of the Washington Post has written, “There is madness in Rudolph W. Giuliani’s incoherence on behalf of President Trump, but there is also method. He’s following the Trump playbook: Confuse, distract, provoke and flood the zone with factoids and truthiness until nobody can be sure what’s real and what’s not.”

While the Giuliani strategy seems to be working, especially with Trump supporters, it will have no impact on Robert Mueller’s Trump-Russia investigation.

But Trump and Giuliani are betting they can sway public opinion enough to get 45 off the hook.

Giuliani gave the game away when he told CNN on May 27, “To a large extent…what we’re doing here, it is the public opinion, because eventually the decision here is going to be impeach or not impeach.”

It is obvious Giuliani doesn’t care about his reputation or looking like a legal hack.  As it stands, the former federal prosecutor has turned out to be one of the few effective Trump picks.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Comey, conversation, Donald Trump, lie, Michael Flynn, Mueller, Rudolph Giuliani, Rudy, Trump-Russia

What If You Held A Hate Rally And Only A Few Nazis Show Up?

August 13, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

This year’s “Unite The Right” rally in D.C was a bust.

As reported in the Washington Post, “White supremacists held a rally in Washington on Sunday, and almost no one but their opponents and the police showed up.”

“Jason Kessler, one of the organizers of last year’s violent and deadly ‘Unite the Right’ rally in Charlottesville,” wrote the Post, “wanted to hold an anniversary demonstration there, but the city wouldn’t let him. So he brought his show to Washington, where he hoped 400 supporters would join him for a rally at Lafayette Square, across from the White House. Fewer than 40 turned out.”

In an exclusive interview with MM, Kessler blamed the piddling attendance on Donald Trump.

“Would it have hurt Trump to put out a tweet or two promoting our event?” asked Kessler. “The man tweets about everything, why not about our great rally?”

After last year’s violent rally in Charlottesville, Donald Trump gave aid and comfort to the white nationalists by saying “there is blame on both sides” for the deadly violence, equating the actions of white nationalist groups and those protesting them.

It was suggested to Kessler that maybe hate has lost its appeal, its panache. The peddler of animus was having none of it. “Hate is as American as apple pie. It will never go out of style. No, I blame this all on Trump.”

Donald Trump has yet to chime in on this year’s flop of a hate rally.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, hate, Jason Kessler, nazis, rally, satire, supremacists, Unite the Right, Washington D.C., white nationalists

Why Trump’s 19 Months Seem Like … Forever

August 9, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

It’s hard to believe, but Donald Trump has been in office for a relatively short time. To be exact, as of this writing, he has occupied the White House for 1 year, 201 days, one hour and 28 minutes.

Just as during the presidential campaign, it’s been Donald Trump 24/7.  All that anyone seems to talk about, whether it be common folk or the media, is the man with the orange tan.

And why not? It’s been one scandal, one controversy, after another. If it’s not the Mueller investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, it’s one horrendous policy decision after another. If it’s not the sex scandal de-jour, it’s the buffoonery and sheer incompetence exhibited on the world stage. If it’s not an outrageous tweet, it’s another cabinet member resigning or being forced out.

We have been on sensory overload!  Our brains simply can’t process all this Trump stuff coming at us so fast.

It’s easy to forget we had an articulate, competent and compassionate president less than two years ago; that we were blessed with an intelligent, well-respected man who brought honor, not shame, to the presidency.

While it is only natural to get down as we wade through the latest embarrassing moment of his presidency, just remember Trump’s reign of incompetence will one day end. It may be through impeachment, resignation or end of term, but the “end time” to our collective nightmare will surely come.

A very wise man, my former father-in-law, had a saying that got him through some tough times in his life… “This too shall pass.”

His was a variation of Frank Costanza’s “serenity now.”

With any luck, a Democrat will soon occupy the Oval Office and clean up the mess created by another Republican. This seems to be a pattern, don’t you think?

A great start to righting our ship of state is for a Blue Wave to sweep through the coming mid-term elections. If not the Senate, Democrats must flip the House so that a brake came be put on the Trump/Republican agenda.

Cheer up, folks. We will survive this. “Serenity now … serenity now!”

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: 19 months, Donald Trump, end, incompetence, presidency, scandals, serenity now, this too shall pass

Two Men of Means Inspired By The Noble Cause of Education

August 4, 2018 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

While finding time in his hectic schedule to dunk in the face of basketball great, LeBron James, founder of a top-notch public high school for low-income kids, Donald Trump gets ready to celebrate the 15threunion of Trump University’s first graduating class.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: criticize James, Donald Trump, education, LeBron James, satire

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