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The GOP Is Stuck With Two Losers

July 24, 2024 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

The Republican Party wrapped up its national convention on a high note. But just a few days later, it looks like Republicans shot themselves in the foot … twice. With Donald Trump and J.D. Vance leading the charge, the party’s chances are looking shakier by the day. And just when they thought they had everything figured out, Joe Biden pulls a fast one by bowing out, leaving Kamala Harris as the Democrats’ surprise nominee. Talk about a Shakespearean plot twist!

Bringing Trump back into the spotlight is like inviting a bull into a china shop and hoping for a happy ending. Sure, he’s got his die-hard fans, but that won’t be enough to get him back into office. That little kerfuffle otherwise known as the Capitol riot isn’t exactly the kind of highlight reel you want when courting moderate voters. And those indictments and convictions!

Then there’s J.D. Vance, the GOP’s great populist hope. But here’s the kicker: Vance is as green as they come, with a political résumé that’s thinner than a paper napkin. His appeal to the Trump base is clear, but can he actually run a national campaign? Can he bring in new voters to the cause? Those are the big questions, and betting on an untested rookie shows just how short-sighted the Republicans can be.

By going with Trump and Vance, it looks like the Republicans are now stuck with two losers.

Incredibly, the Republicans seem to have been blindsided by Biden’s exit and Harris’s rise. Now who would have thunk it? Well, anyone with half a brain! At least you plan for such a possibility.

Kamala Harris, with her broad appeal and seasoned political chops, has rallied the Democrats in a way the GOP didn’t see coming. She’s energizing key voter groups that the Republicans need to win. By ignoring the possibility of a Harris candidacy, the GOP is now scrambling like a chicken with its head chopped off!

In the end, the Republicans have set themselves up for a tough ride. They’re sticking with Trump’s divisive charm and rolling the dice on Vance’s rookie status, all while being caught off guard by Kamala Harris. It looks like the GOP’s arrogance, and incompetence, are the best things Democrats have going for them.

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: 2024 election, Donald Trump, GOP, JD Vance, losers, Republicans, two losers

The “Party Of Stupid” Just Can’t Help Itself

December 12, 2022 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

Bobby, Bobby, oh Bobby.

You hit the nail on the head back in 2012 when you correctly diagnosed what was ailing your beloved GOP after some surprising election losses. But did anyone listen? Of course not! 

Just to refresh our memories, here is what you said ten years ago when your party lost two winnable 2021 Senate races (Missouri, Indiana) after your candidates (Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock) made some really stupid comments about rape :

“We must stop being the stupid party. I’m serious. It’s time for a new Republican party that talks like adults. It’s time for us to articulate our plans and visions for America in real terms. We had a number of Republicans damage the brand this year with offensive and bizarre comments. We’ve had enough of that.”

After having backed perhaps the worst, most unqualified candidate for the United States Senate in GOP history, Herschel Walker, this is what your National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman, Rick Scott, said recently:

“While Herschel came up short last night, I know he will continue to be a leader in our party for years to come.”

A smart party leader would never have said that!  A clear-headed politician, one in touch with reality, might have said that old Mitch McConnell was correct… Republicans need to focus more on candidate quality going forward … or, better yet, might have said nothing at all!

There undoubtedly is a GOP playbook somewhere which says “never admit error… just keep doubling down.” Bobby, I’m afraid yours is a party that hates admitting a mistake even more than having committed the mistake in the first place.

So, Bobby, what happened to you? You had such a promising political future!  You were young, diverse and sharp. Some were calling you the next best thing for the GOP. You won reelection for governor of Louisiana in 2011 by a landslide. And now you’re an advisor at some investment firm?

I’m guessing you eventually got tired of banging your head against the wall. You came to realize that while you can fix many things, you can’t fix stupid.

Still, Bobby, why haven’t you come out to say only a “stupid party” would even consider nominating a one-term, twice-impeached loser to run again for the presidency in 2024? Just asking. 

Photo | AP/Michael Conroy/thenation.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: "the party of stupid", Bobby Jindal, GOP, Herschel Walker, Republicans, Rick Scott, stupid party

The GOP Has Irredeemably Gone To POT

July 14, 2021 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Funny, but there are still some pundits talking about the civil war within the Republican Party.

We read stories of how Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger (along with a few other so-called Republican “moderates”) are standing up for traditional conservative values against the Trump nihilists within their beloved party.

The truth is there is no longer a Republican Party. Whatever war there was is over. The GOP has become the POT (Party of Trump).

What’s that you say Mitt and Lisa … you are not members of the POT? You do not worship at the feet of the Orange Calf? You say now that Trump is no longer sitting in the White House his influence over your party will fade?

Please wake up and smell the insurrection. You cannot continue to call yourselves Republicans while remaining members of the POT.

You two sensible lawmakers need to immediately and dramatically renounce your party affiliation. 

No, you do not have to go full Arlen Specter, the longtime Republican who switched to the Democratic Party in 2009 after saying he increasingly found himself “at odds with the Republican philosophy.”

All you have to do is declare as independents and caucus with the Democrats.

Surely you see what’s at stake?  Our very democracy is being threatened by an avalanche of voter suppression laws coming out of Republican-controlled states. You have been shown by our right-wing Supreme Court that it will not save the day.

But you can!

Your “Republican” colleagues are interested in only one thing … power. I honestly do not believe that applies to you. Show your fellow Americans, and the world, what true patriots you are by helping to pass federal voter protection legislation!

You will forever be revered for your acts of decency and bravery.  You will have separated yourselves from those POT asskissers who are hellbent on putting an end to our 250-year experiment with democracy.

As any good attorney would caution you … time is of the essence.

Photo | foxnews.com

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: GOP, independents, Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, Party of Trump, POT, renounce, Republicans, voter protection

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