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Add Windmills To The List Of Things Trump Hates

April 30, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

There are many things Donald Trump hates: Mueller’s probe, the media, health food, Hillary Clinton, and, yes, even Meryl Streep.

Add windmills to the list.

Trump has publicly stated he hates windmills because:

1. The noise from windmills may cause cancer.

2. Windmills cause a drop in property values.

3. If wind powers our electricity, TVs will go off when the wind stops blowing.

But the number one reason Trump hates windmills is because of the effect they have on his iconic floppy coif! (Hey, the man is vain … and do you have any idea how long it takes to glue that piece into place?)

Photo | thedailybeast.com

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