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Could Trump’s Health Hold The Key To Exit Strategy?

October 26, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Dana Milbank, in today’s Washington Post, writes about various impeachment defenses Donald Trump could employ. One of those dodges is for Trump to simply say, “You can’t impeach me – because I quit.”

The idea of Trump resigning makes a lot of sense. But Trump would never just cut and run. That could make him look like a loser. No, what Trump needs is a good excuse so that such an exit strategy will be viewed as him having no other choice.

Trump can’t do what many politicians do when facing difficult situations. He can’t leave office (or not seek reelection) because he wants to spend more time with his family!

No. The best exit strategy for Trump is to employ the services of a medical professional.

Hear me out. What if Trump says he is going to visit Dr. Harold Bornstein, his personal doctor for over 36 years, for a complete physical examination? What if the doctor “finds” Trump’s three years in office have taken a major toll on his health … that the anxiety caused by the mean-spirited Democrats and their fake impeachment has caused Trump some serious stress-related conditions? What if the good doctor strongly advices Trump to leave office for the sake of his physical and mental wellbeing?

Trump’s children would play a big role in this scenario. Acting the concerned offspring, they could implore their ailing dad to leave office for a more peaceful and tranquil life of full-time golf.

Trump’s base would be very understanding if Trump’s doctor advised him to give up the presidency for the sake of his now shaky health.

Dr. Bornstein would be the perfect doctor to document the serious physical deterioration that has befallen Trump since taking office.

If you remember, Bornstein famously wrote, “”If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,”

Yes, he was a perfect physical specimen when elected but the Democrats and all the other “haters” have so beaten the poor man down that he now has no choice but to heed his doctor’s advice in order to save his life.

Seems too far-fetched? Works for me!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: doctor, Donald Trump, excuse, exit strategy, Harold Bornstein, health, impeachment, leave office, resignation

The Tweet That Will Be ‘Read Round The World’ … “I Hereby Resign”

October 13, 2019 By John DeProspo 5 Comments

It is becoming more and more apparent … Don the Con will soon have no choice but to fold his tent, pack his snake oil, and skip town. It may take a “Come to Jesus” moment as experienced by another president to face impeachment, Richard Nixon, but it is coming. And as was the case with Tricky Dick, before articles of impeachment are actually voted on, a group of august, elder party leaders will tell Trump his time is up.

It goes without saying that Trump’s farewell announcement will be made via his favorite communications device … his smartphone. It also stands to reason that Trump will do all he can to spin his resignation into a positive.

Trump’s tweet may go something like this:

I, Donald J. Trump, am hereby leaving office. Unlike what the haters want you to think, I AM NOT RESIGNING. No one is forcing me out, I’m leaving of my own free will. After Making America Great Again … accomplishing all the great things I said I would (the military, massive taxes, ISIS, crime, borders, Supreme Court, judges, Second Amendment, lowest unemployed, greatest stock market in the history of the world!) I feel it is time for me to turn over the reigns to my most able VP, Mike Pence. Look for my new cable network …TrumpTV …coming soon. USA! USA! USA!

As sure as Trump is the greatest con man of all time, once he gets the right deal that protects his ass and assets, he’s outta there!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: deal, Donald Trump, impeachment, resign, Richard Nixon, smartphone, tweet

For Trump, It Will All Come Down To “Let’s Make A Deal”

October 6, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump is trapped. For perhaps the first time in his life, he is being overtaken by events.

Facing likely impeachment by the House, what will he do?

Someone who knows him well, Barbara Res, a former vice president of the Trump Organization, believes Trump will quit or make a deal rather than get impeached.

“I think he does a lot to save face,” she explained on CNN’s Reliable Sources. “I could give you examples, but we don’t have time. But there are some things he can’t control. We’re now at the point where he can’t control this, he can’t do anything about this.”

“It would be very, very bad for him to be impeached,” she continued. “I don’t know that he would be found guilty, but I don’t think he wants to be impeached. I think that’s what this panic is about. My gut tells me he’ll leave office, resign, or make a deal, depending on what comes out.”

If Ms. Res is correct, it would appear the cornered Trump is left with three choices. Will he pick door number one, door number two or door number three?

Door Number One – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible before the House issues articles of impeachment against him.

Door Number Two – Trump resigns and makes the best deal possible after the House issues articles of impeachment against him.

Door Number Three – Trump sells all his U.S. assets and boards an Aeroflot flight, along with his family, to Moscow.

People who know Donald Trump very well will tell you he is far from the brave fighter his ardent supporters think him to be.

I’m betting on Door Number Three. Donald Trump will do what is in the best interests of Donald Trump’s ass and assets … flee the scene of the crime before he is forced to face the music.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, door number three, flee to Moscow, impeachment, let's make a deal, monty hall, resign

Will Trump Pull A Nixon And Resign?

September 28, 2019 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Donald Trump and Richard Nixon have a lot in common. Trump, like Nixon did, hates to pay taxes. Also like Nixon, Trump hates the press. And, of course, like Tricky Dick, Trump is staring down the barrel of impeachment.

But the two men differ in one important way … unlike Trump, Nixon was not a moron (or a “f-ing moron” as more aptly put by former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson).

Old Milhous was smart enough to know when to fold the tent and skip town. He could read the writing on the wall. Instead of facing an impeachment trial in the Senate, that was likely to succeed, he resigned from office. OK, it did help Nixon in his decision making that a bunch of influential Republicans told him he had to leave. That has not happened with Trump … yet.

Just within the last 24 hours, two newspapers, The Boston Globe and The Orlando Weekly, have come out with basically the same headline: Forget Impeachment, Trump Needs To Resign.

Today, during an appearance at the Texas Tribune Festival, Beto O’Rourke became the first Democratic presidential candidate to say Donald Trump should resign.

“The best possible path … is for this president to resign, allow this country to heal and ensure that we come back together with the greatest, most ambitious agenda we’ve ever faced, none of it possible while he remains in office,” the former El Paso congressman said during a conversation with MSNBC’s Garrett Haake at The Paramount Theatre in Austin.

No Republican has yet come out asking for Trump’s resignation. And in today’s highly partisan political environment, it is unlikely any will.

But I’m guessing even if Mitch McConnell, or Lindsey Graham or any other Trump enabler sat him down and read him the riot act, Trump would not go.

Trump has already indicated as much. Speaking of Nixon and impeachment, Trump said to Politico this past June, “He left. I don’t leave. A big difference.”

No. No matter how much public opinion, or Republican sentiment, turns against Trump in the coming days, he’s not going anywhere. This is a man who has never been concerned enough, or smart enough, to do the right thing.

Well, unless someone makes him a “beautiful” deal, protecting him and his family for any and all future liability!

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, impeachment, moron, Republicans, resign, resignation, Richard Nixon, smart

Remember When Nancy Pelosi Talked About Trump “Self-Impeaching”?

September 26, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

They all laughed. But it appears the often-maligned Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (and I count myself among the maligners), was on to something when she consistently brushed aside calls for impeachment and instead talked about Trump “self-impeaching.”

Back in May, Pelosi said,  “The point is that every single day, whether it’s obstruction, obstruction, obstruction — obstruction of having people come to the table with facts, ignoring subpoenas. … Every single day, the president is making a case — he’s becoming self-impeachable, in terms of some of the things that he is doing.” She added, “So, he’s doing our work for us in a certain respect.”

Pelosi knew time was on her side. If she gave Trump enough rope, the self-destructive man-child would eventually hang himself.

And so it has come to pass that with Trump’s attempted strong-arming of Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to “uncover” dirt on Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, Donald Trump has in effect impeached himself.

If Pelosi had initiated impeachment proceedings right after Robert Mueller issued his report, a divided country, and Democratic Party, may have remained divided. This was essentially the case after AG William Barr tainted the jury pool of public opinion by falsely summarizing the contents of Mueller’s report.

Yes there was great pressure on Pelosi, especially from the Party’s progressive wing, but the veteran leader knew the timing wasn’t right. She knew it would take time to get the American people to understand the Mueller report was not a “complete and total exoneration” of Donald Trump. As it has turned out, even after Mueller’s damning testimony before the House and his 448-page report, a large segment of Americans still believes Trump beat the rap.

But with the current Ukraine scandal, the facts are so simple; the corruption so pure. Trump used the power of his office to get a foreign country to help bolster his re-election prospects (sound familiar?) by withholding money already earmarked by Congress for that country’s defense. He not only has publically admitted as much but the “transcript” of his telephone conversation with Zelensky confirms the attempted extortion.

The fact is that Trump felt so emboldened by Mueller’s flop of a performance in front of the House Judiciary Committee that the following day is when he talked with Zelensky about digging up (creating?) dirt on the Bidens. Talk about hutzpah!

Pelosi was shrewd enough to know that the narcissistic Trump, after the Mueller dud, would be even more secure in his invincibility that he would eventually do something so utterly stupid, so brazenly corrupt, that it would be easy for the American public to grasp …  and would unite House Democrats behind formal impeachment.

Madam Speaker, pardon me for ever doubting you.

P.S., as of this writing, 218 House Democrats have come out in favor of the impeachment process … just enough votes to sustain articles of impeachment.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Donald Trump, extortion, impeachment, Mueller report, Nancy Pelosi, scandal, self-impeaching, Ukraine, Zelensky

Impeachment Junkies … Buckle Up For Some Turbulence Ahead

September 24, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Things are about to get real. Impeachment headwinds that have been swirling since the day Trump first set foot in the Oval Office are blowing like never before.

Nancy Pelosi’s strategy of “slow-walking” Donald Trump to the guillotine has suddenly picked up steam. What many Americans thought would happen immediately after Special Counsel Robert Mueller issued his damning Trump-Russia report, way back in March, is finally upon us.

It is being reported that after a closed-door meeting with her caucus, House Speaker Pelosi will announce a formal impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. This may take the form of establishing a select committee to conduct the impeachment.

“The dam has burst, folks,” tweeted progressive advocacy group Indivisible after more House Democrats recently voiced support for impeachment proceedings against Trump, adding to the majority of the House Democratic caucus that already backed impeachment.

House Democrats who now support impeachment exceeds 164 out of the 235, according to ABC News.

This fast-moving development comes mostly amid new questions about whether Trump made aid to Ukraine contingent on Ukraine’s President agreeing to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.

Meanwhile, Republicans are digging in their heels to defend Trump, with Texas Republican, Rep. Lance Gooden, introducing a resolution to remove Jerry Nadler from his chairmanship of the House Judiciary Committee.

The chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, Tom Emmer (R-Minn.), has warned that backing the impeachment of Trump will cost Democrats their House majority in the 2020 election.

Nice try… but these scare tactics won’t work.

As more Americans learn of the unparalleled, blatant corruption of Trump and his administration, and the total, shameless enabling by the Republican Party, the public outcry for Trump’s removal will reach a crescendo that even lockstep Senate Republicans will only ignore at their political peril.

Buckle up, cowboys.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Democrats, Donald Trump, formal impeachment, impeachment, Nancy Pelosi

House Judiciary Committee Takes “Decisive” Vote on Impeachment

September 12, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After months of hemming and hawing, Judiciary Committee Democrats have voted to approve a resolution for investigative procedures they will use to determine whether to recommend impeaching Donald Trump.

Democrats throughout the nation are applauding the bold action taken by Committee Chairman, Jerry Nadler.

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, House impeachment vote, House Judiciary Committee, impeachment, Jerry Nadler, satire, vote

For Republicans, It’s “Just Win, Baby!”

July 27, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It’s no secret Republicans play dirty when it comes to elections.  They’re smart enough to know it’s the only way they can win and hold on to the power they so desperately crave.

Literally within hours of the Supreme Court striking down key provisions of the landmark 1965 Voting Rights Act, several Republican-controlled states passed voter suppression laws. As soon as Republicans got the chance to do so, they gerrymandered districts guaranteeing minority votes (which tend to tilt Democratic) would be diluted.

And now, just a few days after Robert Mueller testified Russians manipulated our 2016 elections and “they’re doing it as I sit here … and they expect to do it during the next campaign,” Mitch McConnell blocks election security bills from coming to a vote.

McConnell’s reasoning didn’t even try to hide his corrupt motive. Said McConnell, Democrats are trying to give themselves a “political benefit.”

Wow, now securing open and fair elections, free of foreign interference, is a partisan issue?

But the old “Grim Reaper” is absolutely right …  secure and open elections would elect more Democrats.

House Democrats need to start formal impeachment hearings without delay! No, not against Trump (although that is also necessary) but against the openly traitorous, democracy-hating leader of the Senate, “Moscow Mitch.”

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: "Moscow Mitch", election security bills, impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Republicans, Russian inference, secure elections, traitors, unfair elections, voter suppression

Will Mueller’s Testimony Change Anything? Probably Not

July 5, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

In less than two weeks, Robert Mueller will testify before Congress.

On July 17, the reluctant witness will answer questions, in open hearings in front of two Congressional committees, about his probe into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election and possible obstruction of justice by Trump.

While many fans of karma, and the rule of law, are excited about Mueller possibly exposing Trump for the criminal that he is, it is more likely they will be sorely disappointed. But whatever Mueller’s testimony, it will probably not change the dynamics of impeachment. It is crystal clear by now that Nancy Pelosi and other Democratic leaders in the House do not want to start impeachment proceedings against Trump.

Republicans on both the House Judiciary and Intelligence committees think Mueller’s appearance will be a disaster for him because they plan on exposing him as an incompetent, political hack. They, somehow, will try to get at the former Eagle Scout’s credibility.

Good luck with that!

No, Mueller’s testimony will be ineffective not because a few Republican attack dogs, while making fools of themselves, will show he is a flawed individual and that members of his staff were biased against Trump. Mueller will likely disappoint because he will simply stick to the facts we already know.

Mueller has stated he plans on confining his testimony to the “four corners of his report.”

So don’t expect the ex-Marine to answer some serious questions, such as:  whether he or his team thought there was sufficient evidence to charge Trump with obstruction, were he not president.

But even if Mueller reveals some new information harmful to Trump, it is unlikely to be the game changer that will spark impeachment proceedings the next day, or week or month.

Nancy Pelosi wants Trump to be the Republican presidential candidate in 2020 no matter what we may learn from Mueller.  In her perfect world, the Democratic candidate will trounce Trump at the polls and Democrats will flip the Senate.

Good luck with that!

The American people, Madam Speaker, need for you to do your job, Mueller or no Mueller! If you do not, you run the serious risk of demoralizing your base and helping Trump to a second term.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: congress, Donald Trump, hearing, impeachment, July 17, Nancy Pelosi, Robert Mueller, testimony

The Flip Side Of Energizing The Republican Base? Demoralizing The Democratic Faithful

June 19, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Nancy Pelosi is intent on carrying out her “clever by half” slow-walking of the constitutionally mandated impeachment proceedings against perhaps the most vile and corrupt individual ever to occupy the White House.

One of the Speaker’s “main reasons” for tamping the brakes on even beginning an impeachment inquiry is that it would rile up Trump’s base. Hey, you wouldn’t want to stir up a hornet’s nest, right?

Impeaching Trump would also allow the master con man and media manipulator to play the “martyr card,” all to the detriment of a Democrat winning the presidency in 2020. And since the Senate will never vote to remove Trump from office, what’s the point?

Yet what Pelosi fails to recognize (or give enough credence to) is that by not doing her job, she is demoralizing her very own base. The same group that swept Democrats into power in the 2018 midterm elections on the hope and promise of holding the lawless Trump to account.

Pelosi’s calculated move of letting Trump twist in the wind for as long as possible could very well be the reason Trump gets re-elected in 2020.

Just like in 2016 when many Democrats were so disillusioned by the corrupt way the Democratic National Committee did everything to help Hillary Clinton get the Democratic presidential nomination, they just might sit out the 2020 election or vote third party.

When you add that very real possibility to the fact that Trump and his Republican cohorts will do everything in their power to stay in power, you have the recipe for electoral disaster for Democrats in 2020.

Disillusionment, in political terms, can often lead to voter cynicism and withdrawal. It gets people to believe there just is no justice and all politicians are the same (crooked). It’s the old “politics as usual” syndrome. It goes directly to the  “I hate politics, a pox on all your houses” way of thinking.

Nancy Pelosi, as shrewd a politician as she is, may just resign many Democrats to the belief their vote doesn’t matter. The thinking could run along these lines: “We came out in droves in 2018 to give Democrats the power to remove Trump and you did nothing!”

Time is of the essence. An official impeachment inquiry needs to begin ASAP. Or Democrats run the risk of a demoralized and disillusioned blue electorate in 2020.

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Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: 2020, Democrats, demoralize, disillusion, Donald Trump, elections, impeachment, impeachment inquiry, Nancy Pelosi

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