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Trump Prepares For His Swan Song

October 8, 2019 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

As perhaps the greatest reality TV show comes to an end, sources close to Donald Trump say he has selected the Frank Sinatra hit, My Way, as his departure song as he boards Air Force One on his flight to his new home in Moscow.

Of course, Trump’s favorite writer, Stephen Miller, made slight adjustments to the lyrics:

And now, the end is here

And so I face the final curtain

My friends just have no fear

You’ll still have me near, of that I’m certain

 

I’ve lived a life of bull

Of scams I am the greatest gourmet

But more, much more than this

I did it my way

 

Regrets, I don’t have any

That kinda stuff is just for losers

I’ll sue you for a penny

Even if you’re the smallest accuser

 

I never planned what I would do

Trusted my gut along the byway

Of course I know you knew

I did it my way

 

Yes, there were times, but very few

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all I held my nose

And came out smelling like a rose

I faced it all and had a ball

I did it my way

 

I’ve never loved or laughed or cried

I’m not a sniveling weakling

Never content to just get by and by

You could say I did my own thing

 

To think I did all that

And may I say – never in a shy way

Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way

 

For what other man could do what I did

Who never ran or fled or hid

From TV studio to the Oval Office

You could say I was the bossest

The record shows I inflicted blows

And did it my way

 

Yes, it was my way

 

Photo | iloveoldschoolmusic.com

 

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Breaking News … Trump Presidential Library To Be Located In Moscow

October 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

The White House has announced the location of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library And Arcade. It will occupy the ground floor of the new Trump Moscow Resort and Casino to be built within a stone’s throw of Moscow’s Red Square.

It is being reported that the library will contain all of Mr. Trump’s favorite books, namely the Bible and The Art of the Deal. Trump’s personal collection of Marvel Comics will also be on display.

There will be a food court located in the center of the premises featuring multiple fast food outlets as well as a fun-for-all-ages arcade hall.

One of the library walls will feature a large screen displaying Trump’s voluminous tweets in a continuous loop.

A second wall will be filled with pictures of all the people that worked in the Trump administration who were fired, resigned or imprisoned.

A third wall will be completely covered by photos of all the people, and companies, Trump stiffed over the course of his lifetime.

A fourth wall will contain a long row of exit doors.

Said a White House aide, “Mr. Trump plans to ‘retire’ to Russia and he thought it would be wise to be near his big, beautiful, never-seen-anything quite-like-it library. It is being predicted the library will become a huge tourist attraction that will give a boost to the Russian economy.”

Sources in the know are saying the entire project will be personally funded by Vladimir V.  Putin.

Photo | rbth.com

Warning – Read at your risk. This could be fake news!

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: arcade, Donald Trump, Moscow, Presidential library, Red Square, Russia, satire

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