As perhaps the greatest reality TV show comes to an end, sources close to Donald Trump say he has selected the Frank Sinatra hit, My Way, as his departure song as he boards Air Force One on his flight to his new home in Moscow.

Of course, Trump’s favorite writer, Stephen Miller, made slight adjustments to the lyrics:

And now, the end is here

And so I face the final curtain

My friends just have no fear

You’ll still have me near, of that I’m certain

 

I’ve lived a life of bull

Of scams I am the greatest gourmet

But more, much more than this

I did it my way

 

Regrets, I don’t have any

That kinda stuff is just for losers

I’ll sue you for a penny

Even if you’re the smallest accuser

 

I never planned what I would do

Trusted my gut along the byway

Of course I know you knew

I did it my way

 

Yes, there were times, but very few

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all I held my nose

And came out smelling like a rose

I faced it all and had a ball

I did it my way

 

I’ve never loved or laughed or cried

I’m not a sniveling weakling

Never content to just get by and by

You could say I did my own thing

 

To think I did all that

And may I say – never in a shy way

Oh no, oh no, not me

I did it my way

 

For what other man could do what I did

Who never ran or fled or hid

From TV studio to the Oval Office

You could say I was the bossest

The record shows I inflicted blows

And did it my way

 

Yes, it was my way

 

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