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Soup Nazi To Trump – “No Nobel Prize For You!”

May 24, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Donald Trump has called off his much-anticipated meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un scheduled for June 12 in Singapore.

In a letter to the communist leader he once called “Little Rocket Man,” Trump wrote:

Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place.

But in true Trumpian fashion, the man who is cancelling the tête-à-tête ends his letter by telling Kim Jong-un:

If you change your mind having to do with this most important summit, please do not hesitate to call me or write.

The dramatic turn of events has caught everyone by surprise, especially the 18 Members of the U.S. House of Representatives, all Republicans, who only three weeks ago nominated Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize.

As a famous Seinfeld character might now say, “No Nobel Prize for you! Come back one year!”

In retrospect, it did seem farfetched Trump would actually meet with Kim Jong-un and, even more dubious, Trump could have convinced him to give up his nuclear weapons. But the Trump team believed and plowed right ahead. They even minted a commemorative coin for the historic meeting that will not take place.

It appears that the coin is still being sold on the White House Gift Shop website at the price of $24.95… but if you act today, you can buy a coin at a discounted price: The coins are now sold at the Gift Shop’s “Deal of the Day” price of $19.95.

It would not be surprising if Trump has gotten his hands on a batch of the coins. After all, our avid golfer-in-chief could use the gaudy “minted-before-its-time” coin to mark his ball on the golf course.

Photo | cnbc.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: cancellation, commemorative coins, Donald Trump, golf marker, Kim Jong-un, Nobel Peace Prize, nuclear deal, Soup Nazi, summit

Trump Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize … Seriously!

May 3, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Proving once again that satire is no longer possible in the Age of Trump, a group of House Republicans has formally nominated Donald Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize because of his role in solving the North Korean nuclear problem.

The fact that the North Korean “nuclear problem” has not been “solved” did not seem to faze the 18 very conservative Congressional supporters who endorsed the idea.

Rep. Luke Messer, R-Ind., made the suggestion in a letter Wednesday sent to members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

Granted the rules for nominating someone for a peace prize are relatively loose, but come on!

Trump is the same guy who just recently ordered American bombing in Syria.

Trump is the same guy who wants to back out of the Iran nuclear agreement.

Trump is the same guy who wants to keep Muslims out of the country.

Trump is the same guy who called Haiti and African countries “shitholes.”

Trump is the same guy who wants more American nuclear weapons.

If a lasting peace can be brought to the Korean peninsula and North Korea gives up it nuclear weapons, then yes, Trump may be worthy of having bumbled and stumbled his way into receiving the prestigious award.

But anyone who knows a thing or two about North Korean understands how remote is such a possibility.

“The United States’ diplomatic goal – the denuclearization of North Korea in the near future – is far beyond what is realistically achievable,” warns James Acton of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. In a worst-case scenario, according to Acton, a failed negotiation could even act as “prelude to war” as tensions would invariably escalate in the aftermath.

Not only is talk of Trump and Nobel Peace Prize in the same sentence way premature, it is also ludicrous.

Perhaps all this buzz of Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize has something to do with his predecessor receiving the prize his first year in office. Ya think?

Photo | abcnews.go.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Luke Messer, Nobel Peace Prize, north korea, Republicans, satire

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