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Why Donald Trump Should Release His College Grades

March 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 1 Comment

As part of his testimony to Congress the other day, Michael Cohen revealed that, at the direction of Donald Trump, he threatened to sue any school or college that released his boss’s academic records.

The Daily Nooze has been able to confirm that at least one outside academician, Dean Vernon Wormer, has seen Trump’s college transcript. In a succinct, blunt assessment, Wormer has divulged Trump’s GPA “stinks!”

Perhaps Trump is being overly sensitive about revealing his below average marks. Some advisors are recommending Trump make public his college grades, as that will most likely further ingratiate him with his mostly unschooled base.

After all, Trump has said, “I love the poorly educated.”. And they, sure as heck, love one of their own!

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Trump: ‘Fire and Fury’ is BS … As In Best Seller!

January 5, 2018 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

‘Fire and Fury‘, Michael Wolff’s tell-all book about the Trump White House went on sale today. And it appears people can’t get their hands on the thing fast enough.

The book already sits on top of Amazon’s list of bestsellers.

Previously set to go on sale Tuesday, January 9th, the release date was moved up to today due to the unprecedented interest in the book.

Ironically, the decision to release the book early came hours after a personal attorney for Trump sent a cease-and-desist letter to the publisher, Henry Holt & Co.,and Wolff demanding that the book not be released.

So much for that!

Yesterday, Michael Wolff publicly thanked Donald Trump for making his book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House, a massive success.

Trump and his legal team’s amateurish maneuver to block the book’s release has not only spurred sales but has also proven Wolff’s main point that the Trump White House is filled with nothing but a bunch of rank incompetents.

If you are lucky enough to have gotten a copy, pleasant reading!

Photo | independent.co.uk

 

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