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How Is Trump Able To Sleep At Night … Seriously?

October 19, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

It has been reported that Donald Trump is a “short sleeper.” Last year, his personal physician at the time, Navy doctor Ronny Jackson, revealed Trump sleeps “four to five hours a night.”

What amazes me most about Trump’s minimal amount of shut-eye is that he’s able to get any sleep at all!

With all the havoc he has unleashed on the world … the needless human suffering and yes, even death, how does he get his brain to shut off at night so he can get his forty winks?

The thought came to mind after reading comments made by Capt. Alan Kennedy of the Colorado Army National Guard.

The man who served alongside Kurdish forces in Syria recently talked about the disastrous decision made by Trump concerning American forces in the region.

In a video by the New York Times, Kennedy blasted Trump’s decision to withdraw troops from northern Syria, which paved the way for a Turkish attack against the Kurds, who were allied with America in the fight against the Islamic State.

“Weeks ago, our commander in chief announced he was pulling our last troops out of the region. Ever since, I haven’t been able to sleep at night,” Kennedy said.

“Our complete withdrawal from Syria is unstrategic, immoral, and ultimately un-American,” he added.

Yet it appears that the mastermind behind the now unfolding humanitarian disaster in Syria still sleeps like a baby.

So how does he do it? How does Trump keep all those negative thoughts from bubbling to the fore when his head hits the pillow at night? The answer is as simple as it is obvious … he never has negative thoughts!

For a man who has no sense of compassion or empathy is it really such a big deal that some dark-skinned people are getting killed as a result of his decision in Syria? What is Syria anyway but a land of sand and fighting factions that have been going at it for centuries? I’m betting Trump would lump Syria along with all the other “sh*thole countries” he has talked about.

Some have said Trump does not a human bone in his body. But is Trump really human? In a perverse way, the man with the most inflated sense of self worth likely thinks he is the God many of his worshippers believe him to be.

Photo | reuters/bbc

Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: able to sleep, allies, betrayal, death, disaster, Donald Trump, human suffering, Kurds, sleep, Syria, Trump is not human

Trump Accidentally Pardons Wrong Turkey

October 17, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

The presidential turkey pardon is a White House tradition dating back to 1963. While some historians have claimed it was President Lincoln’s 1863 clemency to a turkey, recorded in a 1865 dispatch by White House reporter, Noah Brooks, that originated the ceremony, most agree it was JFK who popularized the ritual as we know it today.

A White House source has revealed that when Donald Trump was reminded of this year’s turkey pardon, he mistakenly got on the phone with Turkey’s president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, who took Trump’s message as a green light to invade Syria.

Upon learning of the error, White House aides brought the snafu to Trump’s attention, only to be rebuffed by the commander in chief.

“Turkey is a beautiful country and they have every right to exist and do whatever they want,” said a proud and defiant Trump.

When administration officials informed Erdoğan of the embarrassing mix-up, he replied, “Sorry, no backsies.”

Photo | nbcnews.com

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Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, mix-up, pardon, presidential turkey pardon, satire, Syria, Turkey, turkey pardon

“Daddy, Have We Hit Bottom Yet”

October 10, 2019 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

As any parent who has been on a long car trip with small children will tell you, kids can get very impatient. “Daddy, are we there yet?” is the dreaded refrain of every kid anxious to get to the promised destination.

With the current occupant of the White House, I want to know when are we going to hit bottom in this seemingly endless nightmare called the Trump presidency? It appears every time I’ve predicted we’ve reached rock bottom, Trump picks up his shovel and digs an even deeper hole.

Can you get any lower than the commander-in-chief of the United States armed forces giving the go ahead to another nation to attack one of our allies? In this case it’s the Kurds in Syria who fought alongside American troops to defeat ISIS forces in that war torn country. Heck they actually led the fight on ISIS strongholds across Syria, suffering over 10,000 casualties!

Of course, if you’ve been paying any attention to the actions of the loathsome maniac currently occupying the most powerful office on earth, the answer to my question is a resounding, “HELL YES!”

What’s to stop the clearly deranged Trump from ordering a nuclear strike against Iran?

A Harvard psychologist, Daniel Gilbert, recently questioned Trump’s mental health after he claimed to have “great and unmatched wisdom” and threatened to destroy Turkey’s economy.

“Am I the only psychologist who finds this claim and this threat truly alarming? Wouldn’t these normally trigger a mental health hold? Right and Left must set aside politics and agree that there is a serious problem here,” Gilbert wrote on Twitter.

During one of the Democratic presidential debates, then candidate Jay Inslee called Donald Trump, “The biggest threat to the security of the United States …  No question about it.”

As we are now seeing with Trump’s green lighting of the Turks to invade Syrian territory currently held by our ally, the Kurds, Trump is the greatest threat to the security of the entire world.

It is good to see that even some of Trump’s staunchest acolytes are criticizing his “decision” on Syria. Yet they remain far removed from calling for Trump’s impeachment and ouster. I’m talking to you, Miss Lindsey.

So how low can Trump go before he hits bottom? It’s the same answer to your kids’ question about arriving at your destination …  “We’ll get there when we get there!”

Yes, Trump will eventually reach the absolute bottom, but don’t be surprised as to how much more damage to our country, and the world, we may have to endure.

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Filed Under: featured, Opinion Tagged With: ally, Donald Trump, hit bottom, Invasion, ISIS, Kurds, mental health, Syria, Turkey

With Even Fox News Turning On Him, Trump’s Goose May Be Cooked

December 21, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Trump TV, otherwise known as Fox News, has, from day one, been Donald Trump’s greatest defender.

But recently, cracks have started to show in the wall Fox has built around our “so-called” president.

Yesterday Trump abruptly announced the U.S. would be withdrawing all its troops from Syria. And while both Democrats and Republicans roundly criticized the horrendous decision, you would have expected either silence or some mild support from Trump’s favorite “news” outlet.

Yet Brain Kilmeade of Fox’s “Fox and Friends” attacked Trump’s move in a segment that featured White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Kilmeade pushed back on Sanders’ defense of Trump by saying the withdrawal is “giving Russia a big win.” He went on to add, “ He said President Obama is the founder of ISIS … [Trump] just refounded ISIS, because they’ve got 30,000 men there, and they’re already striking back with our would-be evacuation. The president is really on the griddle here.”

When Sanders offered a rebuttal and argued that Trump’s decision will not help ISIS, Kilmeade countered with a conclusion even a three year old might reach … “leaving is helping.”

Earlier this month, Tucker Carlson, a man who relishes attacking Trump’s critics, called out Trump for his boastfulness and for failing to keep his promises to voters.

“I don’t think he’s capable,” Carlson said in an interview with conservative Swiss magazine Die Weltwoche. “I don’t think he’s capable of sustained focus. I don’t think he understands the system. I don’t think the Congress is on his side. I don’t think his own agencies support him.”

If ever Trump’s favorite Fox personality and frequent advisor, Sean Hannity, starts telling you the border wall is a hoax and a complete waste of taxpayer dollars, gather up all your loved ones and run for the hills.

End Times may be near.

Photo | thedailybeast.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: Brain Kilmeade, criticism, Donald Trump, end times, Fox and Friends, fox news, Syria, Tucker Carlson, withdrawal

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