Now that he has abruptly called off his super secret meeting with the Taliban, Donald Trump has a lot of burgers on his hands.

“Too bad for the Taliban. If they hadn’t attacked Kabul and killed one of our brave soldiers, they could have been feasting on something very special … something they probably never had, double quarter pounders with cheese,” said an annoyed Trump.

Someone suggested the burgers be donated to the homeless and poor of Washington D.C. but the proposal was quickly quashed. Such a gesture, said a Trump aide, would reek of kindheartedness.

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