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Sarah, Oh Sarah … Where Are You?

July 14, 2015 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

With Donald Trump, the P.T. Barnum of the Republican Party, running circus rings around the more established Republican presidential nominees, the question on everyone’s mind is, “Where is Sarah?” What “The Donald” has proven is that there is a strong appetite among the Republican base for crazy and who knows crazy better than Sister Sarah?

If the Republican Party base is so keen on a showman running for office, surely they would love to have the ultimate political showwoman throw her hat into the ring! And good news! The rumor on the street is that the base may get their wish.

According to an anonymous source within PalinWorld, the “pit bull with lipstick” is flat broke and could use some cash. Though she accumulated tens of millions after quitting her Alaska governorship gig, the source confirmed she has lost most of the money through bad investments.

First there was the investment in a chain of Florida alligator petting zoos. That misadventure came on the heels of a men’s fragrance Sarah heavily promoted that captured the manly scent of the great Alaskan outdoors. Unfortunately, her “Eau D’Grizzly” never took off with men in the lower 48.

Some establishment Republicans have indicated they would enthusiastically support another Palin run. Their thinking is that she would split the crazy vote opening the door for someone more mainstream, like Jeb. But they should not be so quick to underestimate the lady master of “word salads.” If things don’t break her way, Sarah, as she is wont to do, will just quit… and wait for the next multimillion-dollar book deal.

 

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  1. Jane Goldstein says

    July 14, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    If she did run, she could turn it into her new realty show!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      July 14, 2015 at 5:29 pm

      Yes, if she did run it would be purely for the money. There are so many Palin suckers out there who will fill her coffers.

      Reply
  2. The Nil Admirari says

    July 14, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Very sad about her pay channel and the incoherent statements she charged people for.

    McCain owes the country an apology for her.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      July 15, 2015 at 1:35 am

      McCain was desperate. He threw a hail Mary pass. Unforgettably, he unleashed a monster!

      Reply

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