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Pope Speaks … While Boehner Weeps

September 24, 2015 By John DeProspo 7 Comments

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Today Pope Francis gave his much anticipated speech to a joint meeting of Congress.

Pity poor John Boehner. Because of his speakership position, he, along with Vice President Joe Biden, is required to sit behind the speaker’s podium. With his face on constant display,  there was no place for the man known for his blubbering to hide.

Watching Boehner give frequent use to his white hanky, you could just sense the two thoughts going through the devout Catholic’s head -“What the hell was I thinking inviting this liberal Pope to speak” and, “I am surely going to hell.”

What I can only describe as an amazing repudiation of the Republican credo, the Pope presented a well thought-out, well-reasoned version of the American progressive manifesto: the belief in social and economic justice; the dignity of all humans; the caring for the less fortunate, the belief in compromise, the rejection of greed. The Pope, as anticipated, did speak of the sanctity of all life, but he carried that thought through to his opposition of the death penalty.

While the Pope’s speech touched on specific hot bottom items such as immigration, income inequality, climate change and the horrors of war, his sermon was mostly inspirational. The Pope’s loudest applause came when he reminded the audience of the Christian “Golden Rule”: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Will the Popes speech change the hearts of Republican conservatives? Unlikely. Will our nation’s political discourse become less shrill? Probably not. But the Pope’s speech undoubtedly put the fear of God into many a conservative, fundamentalist heart … “I’m a hypocrite and I’m going to hell!”

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  1. PhilW says

    September 24, 2015 at 10:51 am

    The “Tan Man” knows he sold his soul to the Devil years ago. As his punishment, the Devil said I will make you cry whenever the truth is spoken.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      September 24, 2015 at 10:53 am

      Phil, where he’s headed there will be no need for a tanning bed.

      Reply
  2. FrankieB says

    September 24, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    I love how smart-ass liberals who have their noses up the ass of race bigot like Al Sharpton and the Congressional Black Toilet judge someone like Boehner.

    Reply
  3. FrankieB says

    September 24, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Boehner is a solid Catholic, unlike abortion whore Nancy Pelosi.

    Reply
  4. PhilW says

    September 24, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    Frankie, I don’t know if you heard the Pope’s address. The amount of time he spent on the topic of abortion was nil … and the amount of time he spent on man’s greed and inhumanity to man was extensive. Your hate is showing. Could you be a CINO? Christian in name only?

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  5. Luke says

    September 26, 2015 at 3:14 am

    Good for boenher. I honestly believe he was moved deeply by the holy Father. I don’t want to bring politics into it but I would love to see him pursue a more center position of his views from now on.

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    • John DeProspo says

      September 26, 2015 at 6:20 am

      I agree, Luke, even though he claims the Pope’s visit had little to do with his decision to step down. Maybe he can be forgive for this apparent “white lie.”

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