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Confident Trump Lining up Cabinet

December 27, 2015 By John DeProspo 10 Comments

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What was once considered unthinkable is looking more than ever of becoming reality. With his commanding lead in all Republican presidential polls, billionaire business and novice politician, Donald Trump, is starting to think about possible cabinet appointees.

In a list made available only to MM, below is the secret lineup of advisers (heads of the fifteen executive departments) a President Trump would look to for guidance.

 

Secretary of State Sarah Palin
Secretary of the Treasury Grover Norquist
Secretary of Defense Sylvester Stallone
Attorney General Judge Judy
Secretary of the Interior Martha Stewart
Secretary of Agriculture Willie Nelson
Secretary of Commerce Sean Combs (P Diddy)
Secretary of Labor Nadya Suleman (Octomom)
Secretary of Health and Human Services Charles Koch
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Steve Wynn
Secretary of Transportation Richard Branson
Secretary of Energy Alex Rodriguez
Secretary of Education Michelle Bachmann
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Ted Nugent
Secretary of Homeland Security Wayne LaPierre

The Trump campaign did admit the job of Secretary of State was a difficult choice between Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann (Secy. of Education). But in the end, Palin’s diplomatic skills, coupled with her command of the English language won her the nod. Said Trump, “I also liked she had experience in international affairs. From her home in Alaska, she could see Russia.”

Photo | slate.com

 

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  1. HG says

    December 27, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Trump is a con artist and a fraud. He should be facing prosecution now, not facing election. His scam known as “Trump University” is a testament to his mendacity.

    Time magazine recently did an excellent piece on the Trump University scam:

    http://time.com/4101290/what-the-legal-battle-over-trump-university-reveals-about-its-founder/

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      December 27, 2015 at 11:46 am

      Yes, he’s a con artist and a fraud. That’s exactly why his supporters love him! He’s an alpha male!

      Reply
  2. williew says

    December 27, 2015 at 11:44 am

    I would have thought he’d want Chuck Norris for Secy of Defense. Stallone is over the hill.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      December 27, 2015 at 11:48 am

      Of, there are so many good choices. What about Steven Seagal? Arnold Schwarzenegger?

      Reply
  3. Whit says

    February 6, 2016 at 9:30 am

    I’m thinking that the Secretary of State position be filled annually by whomever is the current American Miss Universe contestant

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      February 6, 2016 at 10:20 am

      Ha. Love it!

      Reply
  4. Whit says

    February 6, 2016 at 9:38 am

    Once in office the Donald should pardon Bernie Madoff and name him Sec. of Commerce

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      February 6, 2016 at 10:20 am

      Hey, would make a lot of cents! Ha!

      Reply
  5. Whit says

    February 6, 2016 at 10:10 am

    Joe Pesci for Atty. General!!!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      February 6, 2016 at 10:19 am

      That’s right. Remember you can never pull the wool over the eyes of a Gambini!

      Reply

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