Many believe Rafael Edward Cruz (aka Ted Cruz) will never be president because he is ineligible to run for the office. They believe since Cruz was not born in the U.S., but Canada, he is disqualified from serving as Commander in Chief. While this is a legitimate concern, it does not make the list of top five reasons why the Cuban-Canadian, senor Cruz, will never see the inside of the White House other than as a guest.
Here are the Top Five reasons why Ted Cruz will never be president:
- In high school, he was voted most likely to be a sleazy, sneaky, sweaty, unscrupulous douchebag adult.
- As a once budding actor, he auditioned for the role of Grandpa Munster, sans make up, but was rejected as too scary.
- His college roommate at Princeton slept, each night, clutching a large cross and wearing a clove of garlic around his neck.
- His barber has confirmed the numbers 666 are visible on his scalp.
- There just aren’t enough low-information, low-IQ, racist, xenophobic, Bible-hugging, gun-toting voters out there.
Yes, Cruz may become the Republican presidential nominee. Reason #5 only applies to a general election. There are more than enough misguided and misinformed Republican voters for Cruz to secure the GOP nomination.
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As frightening as Trump is, he is merely a bigot, racist, xenophobic oppurtunist. Cruz is all of the above, but an idealogue to boot. I really think that if the SC gets to rule on Cruz, they will find that he is ineligible to run for President. What what I read, his mother gave up her US citizenship and voted in Canadian elections before he was born, therefore, he was NOT born to American Citizen, only to one born in America, but renounced. Further, the form required to be filed ASAP with the American Embassy in the country of birth was NOT filed by Mrs. Cruz of her son, Rafael Teddy’s birth, another indication that she did not consider him to be an American citizen. Just wish he would just go away already.
Best chance for a Democratic landslide would be either Cruz or Trump getting the nomination. I don’t think the SC would rule on Cruz even if he becomes the nominee. Plus, to have standing, one of the other candidates needs to bring the suit.
LOVE the introductory sentence from The New American Majority: “A serious disease has infected our country.”
The name of that disease is progressive liberalism. It is a mental disorder that interferes with the patient’s ability to properly perceive and interpret reality. Eventually, medical research will isolate the genetic defect responsible for this illness and once that happens, the disease can be cured.
Glad you liked the intro. Diseases tend to infect the infirm and weak…those that are stagnant. When one is on the move, i.e. makes progress, less likely to be stricken.