Imagine, if you will, Donald and Melania Trump in the White House. It’s 2017. A new day has dawned in American Politics. Welcome to your worst nightmare. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Donald – “Are you almost ready, Baby?”
Melania – “No. Still undressing.”
The scene is unfolding in the Lincoln bedroom where Melania is preparing for a photo shoot. She will be gracing the front cover of Trump’s new magazine, P.T. Trump (as in ”Perfectly Tremendous.”)
Donald – “I spoke with Henri, this spread will be very tasteful. Nothing to be nervous about. He is using a special lens to capture all your beauty.”
Melania – “Oh, Donald, really. This is not the first time I do this. Remember that great shoot on your yacht by GQ?”
Donald – “Of course Baby. But we’re going to make this a little more classy. After all, you are the new First Lady. I don’t want perverts to drool too much over that luscious body of yours.”
Melania – “Donald I think your Evangelical people might not like this so much, no?”
Donald – “Don’t worry Baby, I got the job. Nobody can fire me. I fire them.”
Melania – “As you say, you are always right. Can you hand me that flower? I think I stick it in my hair.”
Donald – “Baby don’t get me going with that stick it in the hair stuff. I’m thinking if this works out we can put some of these nice, but tasteful photos, into a presidential calendar. Will sell like hotcakes. You like that, Baby?”
Melania – “Yes. But maybe not so presidential, no?”
Donald – “Presidential my ass. I got elected because I do stuff like this. My people love me and expect it.”
With that, celebrated Penthouse photographer, Henri LaTour, positions Melania across the king size bed of the Lincoln bedroom.
Donald – “Hey Melania, just think this is the same bed Bill rented out to his donors when he was here.”
Melania – “Knowing Bill, I’m sure he used bed a few times himself, no?”
The shoot goes off without a hitch. Donald and Melania now get dressed to host their first White House state dinner with none other than the Vicar of Christ, Pope Francis.
Twilight Zone?
Photo | ndtv.com
What about old Abe? I’m sure he wouldn’t like it either.
Are you kidding? That stud otherwise known as the “Lincoln Log?”
I’m sure Bill made use of the Lincoln bedroom. But not with Hillary!
Fer sur!