Barring some seismic shake-up within the Democratic Party, the 2016 presidential race will be a match between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
During the Republican primaries, Trump has displayed a knack for belittling his opponents by branding them with simple, derogatory nicknames. We got, “Low-energy” Jeb, “Little” Marco and “Lyin” Ted.
What put down will Trump come up with for Hillary? What nickname will he saddle her with? My money is on Trump going full misogynistic. He will attack Hillary’s looks. If I had to guess, Trump’s nickname for Clinton will be “Grandma” Hillary.
You can almost hear these insults being hurled at Hillary:
You know, folks, “Grandma” Hillary would be the second oldest president in our country’s history, just after Reagan. Do we want to see “Grandma” Hillary turn into Golda Meir right before our eyes?
Even in her prime, Hillary was never more than a 4.
With Hillary in the White House, it will be pantsuit city. Can you imagine her at formal state dinners? Nothing like how Melania will look as First Lady, I’ll tell you that!
I gotta tell you. I feel sorry for Bill. Guys you know what I mean..
Hardly a face for Mt. Rushmore, don’t you agree?
I have many friends who are plastic surgeons. They all say plastic surgery can only go so far.
Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? (Fiorina reprise)
Of course none of this will help Trump with the female vote. But Trump just doesn’t care. As of now, his mysogynistic rants have not hurt him. They have actually helped him among his largest bloc of primary voters, under-educated males. This will not be the case in a general election, however.
I have no doubt Trump will play the “gender/looks” card. The man just won’t be able to help himself.
Trump supporters have already come out with one pretty offensive campaign button:
Yes, the battle between Trump and Clinton could get ugly… fast.
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Hate to say it, this could be a concern to some voters. Imagine Hillary in 4, 8 years? Yes another Golda Meir! Ugh.
OK, Golda may have been hard to look at but she was an effective leader. They called her the “Iron Lady” of the middle east.
Say whatever crap you will about Trump, low-information gurus, but this only shows desperation and fear at what is yet to inevitably come; TRUMP IN 2016!
Look for Killary’s indubitably inevitable indictment to hit almost immediately to any day now. Priceless!
When she is called in for questioning under oath by the federal judge who is now ready to do so, we can only hope what a truly devastating impact that this shall have upon her futile, unfair, dishonest, and servile run for POTUS.
Also, they have just brought back a hacker from Romania who also HACKED INTO SHITLARY CLINTON’S EMAIL ACCOUNT TWICE! The United States government has spent more than some $2,000,000.00 to extradite him back here to the states. Why would they do that for nothing? I mean, why would they extradite him if they had nothing to lower the boom on that fake-fink? Just imagine what kind of goodies he has up his sleeves to unleash and to drop upon that New World Order lying reptilian controlled demon, Shitlary Rotten Clownton!?
The explosive political impact on the left party in the near-horizon shall be nothing short of total devastation. Not to mention sending most of the democratic party into utter chaos, thus reducing the naive party to dog- fora on the national and world stage. And they all fully deserve it for supporting and backing lying, cheating, insane, violent, womanizing, murderers like Shillary and Billary.
Moderator: “So, Hillary, did you leave anything else behind in Benghazi?”
Hillary: “Just bodies.” – Jon B.
You’re welcome.
TRUMP IN 2016!!!!!
Jon, I doubt you are part of this group but polling statistics clearly show Trump’s biggest voting bloc are poorly-educated males. Check it out. And if you’re right about Hillary, Democrats will name someone else as their nominee. Any Democrat, in my humble opinion, could beat Trump.