Donald Trump has a way of disparaging his opponents by giving them childish nicknames. Who can forget “Low Energy Jeb,” “Little Marco,” “Crazy Bernie” or “Lyin’ Ted?”
As silly as all this playground nonsense is, Trump’s names are short, catchy and they tend to stick.
Now Trump has saddled Hillary Clinton with “Crooked Hillary.” Clinton needs to beat Trump at his own game by coming up with a similarly silly sobriquet for the TV reality star.
How about “Don The Con” or “Con Man Don?” Either of these names would work well because, however silly, as with any good nickname there is an element of truth associated with the put-down.
Of course, Hillary herself would not hurl the disparaging nickname at Trump. That would be for her surrogates to repeat on a steady basis. Clinton does not have to get down in the mud with Trump.
As it is, the Trump name has lost much of the seductiveness it once had prior to Trump’s entering the presidential race. According to a report issued by Hipmunk, an internet travel booking and data service, reservations at Trump-owned properties have plummeted by nearly 60% over the past year!
Why not bash the Trump brand some more by associating the purported billionaire with the word “con?” Why not take some of that luster off a brand Trump has arduously sought to make synonymous with power, luxury and greatness?
In advertising, short and catchy phrases are what the consumer remembers. A good, memorable phrase seems to somehow stick in the subconscious. Who can forget “Stronger than dirt” (Ajax) or “Finger lickin’ good?” (KFC)
Yes, Hillary needs to brand Trump as the con artist he is. “Don The Con” or “Con Man Don” would do just fine.
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Mike D. says
How about The Orange Orangutan
(but this is offensive to orangutans)
JON B. says
You speak of the so-called childish branding rightly conflagrated by Trump, and yet you post the precise same adjectival counterattacks for Shitlary to use against Trump? Hypocrite much? Your suggestion is duely noted…and effectively ineffective.
First, you completely and conveniently continue to ignore the fact that your satanic godless goddess, Shitlary Rotten Clownton, should already be in PRISON! How atypically insane of most demonBRATS! She has broken thousands of federal laws, and continues to lie, along with her demented little cuntsy pack of wild effete “power puff girls” (her aides), that she broke any federal laws whatsoever, even though the FBI’s terminal and criminal investigation is nigh drawing to a close soon enough.
This is all looming over her head, and yet insane and desperate, despotic Demoncraps think it’s fine. In fact, so many of you are so blind and deluded that 71% of you think that Shitlary should still be allowed to run for POTUS, even if she is indicted by the FBI! What a mockery to our national judicial and justice system, as NEVER before in the history of this nation has such insanity been allowed to prevail. Her arguments against Trump are, therefore, forever rendered mute, lame and completely ineffective because of the fact that SHE is the worst animal in the world to be accusing anyone of anything!!! What a cunty, cuntsy shill! She naifs and snarfs to call Donald Trump a liar, when everyone with the intelligence of fresh horseshit knows that she’s ONE OF THE BIGGEST LIARS ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!
Just how desperate are the demoBRATS? Desperate enough to eat s h i t brownies and call them chocolate! They are so pussywhipped by the truly insane prospect of handing the ball and chain of command over to a woman who has time and time again and again, proven that she is definitely NOT responsible enough to handle the nuclear codes, that she could care less about America, how much she continues to hate men, and how much of a liar she is by hypocritically calling Donald Trump a liar? Irresponsible? Immature? She is an extremely volatile, immature, selfish, violent person herself, and yet she hypocritically and falsely accuses Donald Trump of being guilty of that which she herself has shown time and time again to be so lowly guilty of that at this point she can walk under pregnant ants and survive.
And why are all these Trumpshitters so fearful of Trump, pray heaven? Because Donald Trump is a master salesman and negotiator. He has fought for everything that he has achieved in his lifetime. He is a fighter who never backs down and never quits, which is precisely why Obama is even now terrified enough of him to begin interfering in the presidential race, which is mainly unheard of and pathetic, along with that feminazi termagant, Elizabeth Warren and her lesbian “Dikeniska” (my word), Barbara Boxer, because they are all fearful of Trump and what he shall do to you all. Which of course speaks to their overall terror and fear of Trump. In fact so fearful and crippled by him, that they have resorted to attacking him from a three-level, tag-team, base turret, but all to NO avail and to their utter failure, because this time God has sent a angel who shall unravel the elitist, satanic, globalist, entitlement establishment once and for all and blow them all out of the sky and out of the water…and they know it. He has achieved more than any frontrunner or presidential nominee has ever achieved in the hostelry and history of this awesome nation.
He shall be your next president, for I have already foreseen. But don’t believe me…just continue to underestimate him, laugh at him, make jokes and sad puns about him, but in the end, don’t say you were not warned. That is the main malfeasance and downfall of Trumpshitters…they always underestimate Trump, but look what has happened to everyone who has ever stood against him? The Demoncraps’ days are numbered.
Somehow, with all of the hateful rioting, violence, and vicious memes of the leftist fascist pigs continuously and vigorously hurled wrongly and cruelly towards Trump’s supporters, they always manage to blame Trump for all of their very own evil and precipitated hatred. FAIL AGAIN! In fact, so many of the left are so hateful that they attack and tear each other apart, as par witnessed within their democratic wars betwixt Shitlary and Sanders, 40% of whom have sworn to hate Hellary Clinton so much, that they have vowed to swing across the political isle and vote for TRUMP during the general election! In fact, over one million in previous electoral battleground states in the democratic primaries and Caucasus have already registered as REPUBLICANS in order to do so, but the leftist media doesn’t want anyone else to see this just now, so they are sheepishly and cowardly attempting to keep this much as quiet as possible…and again to no avail. FAIL!
And now all of their vindictiveness, vile hatred, and venomous attacks are starting to backfire upon them in spectacularly rapturous defecation. As America is far more inclined to take pity for Trump and his supporters after witnessing the incredible wickedness and hatred of the fascist left. If the Republican party has been labeled the party of stupid, then surely the Democratic party can be labeled “The Party Of Suicidal Violence.” Just keep watching their national convention come this July. You’re going to witness some of the most violent protests and rigged system rebellion that this country or the world has probably ever seen, as they prove my above prediction, by callously, violently and voraciously EATING THEIR OWN!
So just keep right on laughing and hating…yes, laugh and act like fools…while you still can….
…and watch where you end up on the morning of July 26, 27, and 28, 2016, and more especially on the morning of November 9, 2016!
“As a rule-man is a fool!
When it’s hot-he wants it cool.
When it’s cool-he wants it hot-
Always wanting what is not!” – Anonymous
“Sleep. Those little slices of death. How I loathe them.” – Edgar Allen Poe
“Dear Shitlary Clinton,
I believe that there’s a place on this earth for all of God’s children. Have you thought of space exploration?” – Jon B.
You’re welcome.
VOTE TRUMP IN 2016!!!
David Lerner says
I don’t know about “Don The Con.” How about “Don The Dong?”
John DeProspo says
No. I believe the name is already taken by a porno star. The name “Don The Small Dong” is available, though.
Michael D'Amico says
I just want to say to Jon B. :
You spent time thinking up all the faux-witty ames and writing all that dreck to a group who isn’t going to read it?!? Jeebus. Judgment, man, judgment!
And BTW, Glass Houses too!!
……. Not much that comes out of Drumpf’s mouth is truth. So far it’s been either a negotiation, a suggestion, a walkback, a threat, a riff, a posture, an imaginary notion, a flipflop, a charade, a joke or a lie …. in summary, diarrhea of the mouth.
…… And the Trump U. scam trials (plural) are already taking a toll on The Donald and he doesn’t even testify til December. But read any background on the case and you can see why: the Big Baby ain’t gonna get his way. And…. Fraud = Felony last I checked.
Glass Houses!
John DeProspo says
Yes, Michael. Not many like-minded individuals will be reading Jon B. on this site.
Charlie says
Don the Con is short and sweet. John: Pkease edit out Jon B. His rants are not even amusing, let alone not informative. Clearly has a case of diarrhea of the mouth.
John DeProspo says
Charlie, I’m a strong believer in freedom of speech.
Charles Sloane says
John: Freedom of speech is one thing. Freedom of diarrhea of the mouth is altogether different.