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House Republicans Set To Open New Clinton Investigation … “Lunghazi”

September 14, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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With the latest revelation that Hillary Clinton lied to the American people about her health, the House of Representatives has adopted H. Res 568 Providing for the Establishment of the Select Committee on the Events Surrounding the 2016 Hillary Clinton collapse. (Roll Call Vote 209)

Heading the committee will be Texas GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert.

“Hillary Clinton, candidate for president of the United States, lied to the American people when she and her staff told them it was heat exhaustion that caused her collapse on September 11, 2016,” said Gohmert. “We then come to find out Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia three days before. We need to get to the bottom of this issue … why did Clinton lie about the pneumonia and did she really have pneumonia.”

Questions about Hillary Clinton’s health have swirled ever since her coughing fit during the House Benghazi hearings in October 2015. Conspiracy theories have cropped up blaming her cough on everything except allergies.

“The American people need to know the health of their potential commander in chief,” said Gohmert.” We have medical information that suggests Hillary Clinton suffers from a serious medical condition which brings into doubt whether she can perform the duties of president.”

Among the theories being floated are that Clinton suffers form: multiple sclerosis, Parkinson’s disease, lupus, asbestosis, tuberculosis, lung cancer and syphilis.

There are only 54 days until the presidential election. With that in mind, Chairman Gohmert will call his committee into session this coming Monday. The first witness to be summoned is Dr. Lisa Bardack, Hillary Clinton’s personal physician.

The Trump camp, while trying to remain respectful of the former secretary of state, is thanking its lucky stars. It has seized on Clinton’s health issue and hopes to ride it to a resounding victory in November.

A new Clinton attack ad is already being prepared entitled “What Is Really Going On Under That Pantsuit?”

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*Thank you Stephen Colbert for “Lunghazi”

 

 

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  1. Charles Sloane says

    September 14, 2016 at 10:44 am

    Please tell me this is a joke. Gohmert is the Gomer Pyle of the HR. This has got to be John’s sense of humour, right?

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am

      Of course! But I guarantee 95% of those reading it will think it’s true even though article is filed under “satire.”

      Reply
  2. Harriet Schwab says

    September 14, 2016 at 11:12 am

    I know it’s satire but I doubt a guy like Gohmert knows about doctor-patient confidentiality.

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      September 14, 2016 at 11:13 am

      I’d bet you’re right!

      Reply
  3. trax says

    September 14, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Are they talking about what Hillary coughed up into glass during coughing fit?

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      September 14, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      No. Pray tell!

      Reply

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