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Trump: “If Hillary Can’t Take Care Of Her Man…”

September 30, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

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After Monday night’s first presidential debate, excitement is rapidly building for round two to be held on October 9 at Washington University, St. Louis, Missouri.

Anticipation has grown now that Donald Trump has declared it’s “no holds barred” next time around. The Republican nominee told Fox News he would “hit her harder” in their next encounter by raising the subject of former President Bill Clinton’s infidelities.

Two of Trump’s most trusted advisors, Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich, have come up with what they believe is the perfect attack line against Hillary Clinton: “If she can’t take care of her man, how can she take care of the country?”

Giuliani and Gingrich know a thing or two about women who cannot satisfy their husbands. Each is on his third marriage.

Some Trump aides are counseling against bringing up the former president’s affairs and blaming his cheating on Hillary.

One Trump staff member, who chose to remain anonymous, said it is “just stupid to blame the victim. A man cheating on a woman is: 1) the man’s fault, 2) not in any way representative of the woman’s character, and 3) inexcusable.”

Many political analysts agree blaming a wife for her husband’s infidelity is a losing proposition. It will alienate women and could make Hillary a more sympathetic figure.

Donald Trump, however, is not a man guided by sound advice but by his gut instincts. Playing dirty and punching below the belt is what helped him defeat his 16 primary opponents. He sees no reason to change tactics now.

Trump knows he will have a hard time securing the women’s vote no matter what so he is looking to nail down the large, all-important “philanderer” vote.

Even Vladimir Putin called Trump ”brilliant.”

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  1. harriet Schwab says

    September 30, 2016 at 11:27 am

    Could you find two more ugly mugs than those two? I guess some women are desparate!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      September 30, 2016 at 11:28 am

      No and yes!

      Reply
      • Charles Sloane says

        September 30, 2016 at 11:37 am

        Ditto. Talk about 8 marriages amongst the three of them. All ending is well publicized divorces where these cretins all blamed the women instead of taking any responsibility themself. What scum he associates with. And that’s not even counting that cretin, Ailes.

        Reply
        • John DeProspo says

          September 30, 2016 at 11:43 am

          You realize this is satire… Right? And it’s actually 9 marriages among them… three each.

          Reply
  2. John Mziray says

    October 1, 2016 at 9:16 am

    I believe this is a sexual attack and sexism! Although sex and marriage is essential in a society it is explicitly not a criteria, a quality or qualification that a country need for its President!

    A president is a leader who should be able to answer his people’s problems and not how many wives or husbands one can have or manage! A persons sexual prowess or lack of it is not a necessary qualification for a country.s president!This is way out of the norm, demeaning, and misleading because what can we say about Trumps marriages and divorces! Are these the qualities and qualifications for the US Presidency?

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  3. Charles says

    October 1, 2016 at 11:05 am

    John: His attempts at sarcasm and satire get him votes. I don’t think his criticism of beauty queens, disabled, Muslims, latinos, blacks, women and the elites are what’s causing the schism in this country. Not very funny

    Reply

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