Barring some seismic shake-up within the Democratic Party, the 2016 presidential race will be a match between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
During the Republican primaries, Trump has displayed a knack for belittling his opponents by branding them with simple, derogatory nicknames. We got, “Low-energy” Jeb, “Little” Marco and “Lyin” Ted.
What put down will Trump come up with for Hillary? What nickname will he saddle her with? My money is on Trump going full misogynistic. He will attack Hillary’s looks. If I had to guess, Trump’s nickname for Clinton will be “Grandma” Hillary.
You can almost hear these insults being hurled at Hillary:
You know, folks, “Grandma” Hillary would be the second oldest president in our country’s history, just after Reagan. Do we want to see “Grandma” Hillary turn into Golda Meir right before our eyes?
Even in her prime, Hillary was never more than a 4.
With Hillary in the White House, it will be pantsuit city. Can you imagine her at formal state dinners? Nothing like how Melania will look as First Lady, I’ll tell you that!
I gotta tell you. I feel sorry for Bill. Guys you know what I mean..
Hardly a face for Mt. Rushmore, don’t you agree?
I have many friends who are plastic surgeons. They all say plastic surgery can only go so far.
Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? (Fiorina reprise)
Of course none of this will help Trump with the female vote. But Trump just doesn’t care. As of now, his mysogynistic rants have not hurt him. They have actually helped him among his largest bloc of primary voters, under-educated males. This will not be the case in a general election, however.
I have no doubt Trump will play the “gender/looks” card. The man just won’t be able to help himself.
Trump supporters have already come out with one pretty offensive campaign button:
Yes, the battle between Trump and Clinton could get ugly… fast.
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