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Trump Names Son, Barron, Special Consultant On Cyber Security

January 1, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After praising his ten-year-old son’s computer skills, the President-elect has named Barron Trump his cyber security adviser.

In a tweet, the soon-to-be president of the United States lauded his son while at the same time proposing a solution to cyber espionage:

“I have a boy who’s ten years old, he can do anything on the computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.”

Many opponents feared a Trump presidency would set the country back. Very few, however, envisioned the return of the Pony Express.

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  1. Frank Little says

    January 1, 2017 at 9:48 am

    People did say Trump would bring back child labor!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      January 1, 2017 at 9:50 am

      Yes and I heard he is also bringing back the rotary dial phone!

      Reply

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