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How Trump Gets His Wall With Zero Tax Dollars

January 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

No. Mexico is not going to pay for Trump’s big, beautiful wall.

Corporate America will.

That’s right. A proposal is being discussed whereby corporate advertising will pay for the costs of building the wall along our southern border.

According to an anonymous source, the idea is to sell advertising space to companies wishing to promote their brands.

“Think of it,” said the source, “corporate logos on a wall that stretches 2000 miles!”

The benefit for companies is that they will be able to advertise their brands to the ever-growing influx of illegals who will no doubt be able to make it into our country by either going over, or under, the wall.

It is being reported the idea originated within the House Freedom Caucus. In true conservative fashion, yet another example of when the government cannot solve a problem, look for a corporate solution.

Already brands such as Cheez Whiz and Charim toilet tissue have expressed an interest in the project.

Photo | marketinghits.com

 

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Comments

  1. Charlie says

    January 1, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    How bout preparation H for the asshole that put up the wall?

    Reply
  2. robert hoover says

    January 2, 2019 at 9:52 am

    You can almost hear the chants now … Trump “Who is going to pay for the wall?” Crowd “Procter & Gamble”!

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      January 2, 2019 at 9:56 am

      Ha!

      Reply

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