In true Trumpian fashion, Trump’s defense lawyers are taking credit for something they had no hand in … the Senate’s acquittal of their client on impeachment charges.
“We’re going to Disney World,” Trump lawyer Michael van der Veen joked to reporters following the trial. He was later photographed fist-bumping a colleague.
The whole world knows (as I guess so did Trump’s lawyers) that the fix was in and that their presence at the impeachment trial was nothing more than legal window-dressing. They could not lose no matter what baseless, whacked-out, bogus defense they came up with.
There was no way 17 Republican senators were going to join 50 of their Democratic colleagues to reach the two-thirds vote needed to convict Trump.
Trump’s defense lawyers did not have to be articulate, competent or prepared. It didn’t matter. They just needed to show up.
Because the Senate’s verdict was a forgone conclusion, House impeachment managers were wise not to bring in witnesses. Why further delay the inevitable? The case they presented against Trump, even without witness testimony, was open and shut. Just ask Mitch McConnell!
I wonder if Trump’s lawyers ever bothered to read the reviews of their “lawyering?” Because of their bumbling, buffoonish efforts, “My Cousin Vinny” trended on Twitter.
Of course, that is an insult to Vincent LaGuardia Gambini who won his case after winning over an impartial, some might even say hostile, jury!
Photo | Alex Brandon/AP/inquirer.com
Trump’s lawyers were pathetically bad … and dishonest! And they’re proud of themselves?
Now let’s see if they get paid!
I admit I only watched small parts of the “trial.” But the last time I tuned in, one of Trump’s lawyers was making an argument that even I (“I’m almost a paralegal!”) knew had virtually nothing to do with resolving the case. But they were paid to do something, and maybe to others it looked good on TV. It didn’t to me.
The funniest (most inept) part of Trump’s defense was when his lead lawyer said impeachment is not the right remedy for Trump … he should be criminally charged!
As a native Philly delphian, I am embarassed to include these morons as my brethren
Ha!