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Giuliani Prepares For New Role As MyPillow Pitchman

June 27, 2021 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

Now that his New York law license has been suspended, and facing likely disbarment, Rudy Giuliani can rest easy at night … the “My Pillow Guy,” Mike Lindell, has rescued him from impending financial ruin. Rudy Giuliani will be the new mug in MyPillow commercials.

The former top federal prosecutor and twice-elected New York mayor will be hawking Lindell’s wares on late night cable shows and right-wing media outlets.

“Rudy is a perfect fit for our pillows,” said Lindell. “He has a high approval rating with our typical buyers, people over the age of 75 and the mentally impaired.”

Looking to tap into Giuliani’s recent notoriety, Lindell will be offering a new pillow cover resistant to hair dye.

Some are saying the two staunch Trump supporters were meant to do business together. Giuliani, a Roman Catholic, however, has told Lindell he refuses to wear a giant crucifix around his neck, a Lindell trademark.

Photo | cnn.com

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  1. Sloane Charles says

    June 27, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    They both deserve each other, in a jail cell

    Reply
    • John DeProspo says

      June 27, 2021 at 9:43 pm

      I’ll drink to that!

      Reply
  2. longtail says

    June 28, 2021 at 4:27 am

    I thought he’d landed a gig at 4 Seasons Landscaping.

    Reply
  3. Alden Loveshade says

    June 28, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    Let’s see, the My Pillow people have been successfully sued for false advertising; settled a large claim out of court; and My Pillow was rated by the Better Business Bureau, on a scale of high A+ to lowest F, as F. And there’s more….

    Yep, seems like a great fit for someone whose law license was suspended for lying to lawmakers, courts, and the public in support of Donald Trump!

    Reply

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