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Palin: “So How’s That Swampy, Drainy Thing Workin’ Out For Ya?”

January 15, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Sarah Palin, former vice-presidential candidate and half-term Alaska governor, is angry.

“That bumper sticker that maybe you’ll see on the next Ford F-150 driving by — a Trump bumper sticker — you should stop the driver and say, ‘So how’s that swampy, drainy thing workin’ out for ya?'”

The once loyal Trump supporter has gone rogue, having jumped off the bandwagon after being snubbed for a cabinet position by the new incoming president.

Palin is taking pleasure in mocking Trump’s campaign promise to “drain the swamp” in Washington D.C. of lobbyists, corruption and pay-to-play.

A quick look at Trump’s cabinet picks suggests the much-used slogan of “drain the swamp” was just that … a slogan to attract the gullible. Instead of protecting the man on the street, Trump is protecting the men on Wall Street. Two of Trump’s picks, Wall Street insider Steve Mnuchin as head of the Treasury Department and investor Wilbur Ross at Commerce, suggest instead of draining, Trump is augmenting.

The word on the street is that Palin had her heart set on being tapped for Secretary of State. After all, she did have some foreign policy experience. During her run for vice president, Palin boasted she could see Russia from her backyard in Wasilla, Alaska.

Any chance of being part of the Trump administration, in any capacity, was lost when Palin publicly slammed Trump for breaching Republican orthodoxy of letting the free market pick winners and losers.

Palin criticized Trump’s deal with Carrier — which purportedly kept 1,000 jobs in Indiana instead of moving them to Mexico, but which still sent 1,300 jobs from a second shuttered plant anyway — calling it “crony capitalism.”

Palin penned an op-ed for the website Young Conservatives, where she blasted Trump for giving Carrier subsidies to keep some of its jobs within the United States.

Who knows what the future holds for Sarah Palin. Certainly a 2020 presidential run is not out of the question.

Trump should have known better than to upset a mama grizzly. Don’t be surprised if Palin’s next line of attack against Trump is that he is an illegitimate president!

Warning – This just might be satire!

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To Sir, With Love … End Of An Amazing Journey

January 11, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

Yesterday, Barack Hussein Obama, gave his presidential farewell speech in the city where his improbable path to the White House began so many years ago … Chicago.

“It’s good to be home,” said the 44th President to a massive group of well-wishers gathered at the filled-to-capacity McCormick Place Convention Center.

Speaking of his adopted hometown, the President said, “I first came to Chicago when I was in my early 20s, still trying to figure out who I was; still searching for a purpose to my life.”

“Some of you here tonight or watching at home were there with us in 2004, in 2008, in 2012 – and maybe you still can’t believe we pulled this whole thing off, “ said Obama.

Indeed! Reminding the crowd of his administration’s accomplishments despite almost total Republican obstructionism throughout his eight years in office, the president remarked:

“If I had told you eight years ago that America would reverse a great recession, reboot our auto industry, and unleash the longest stretch of job creation in our history…if I had told you that we would open up a new chapter with the Cuban people, shut down Iran’s nuclear weapons program without firing a shot, and take out the mastermind of 9/11…if I had told you that we would win marriage equality, and secure the right to health insurance for another 20 million of our fellow citizens – you might have said our sights were set a little too high. But that’s what we did.  That’s what you did.  You were the change.”

For a good portion of his speech, the former constitutional law professor gave his listeners a comprehensive lesson on the meaning of democracy and the brilliance of our Founding Fathers in drafting the Constitution.

“Our Constitution is a remarkable, beautiful gift,” said the President. “But it’s really just a piece of parchment.  It has no power on its own.  We, the people, give it power – with our participation, and the choices we make.”

The crowd at the convention center made their feelings known from the moment the President stepped onto the stage, clapping and shouting: “Four more years!, Four more years! and I love you Obama!”

By the end if his speech, there probably wasn’t a dry eye in the place. Even the President got a little teary-eyed talking about his family.

President Obama’s final speech while in office was nothing short of a glorious celebration; a lovefest. And it reminded everyone of the grace and dignity the man brought to the Oval Office … in stark contrast to its soon-to-be new occupant.

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GOP Switcheroo … Obamacare “Repeal And Replace” Becomes “Repeal And Delay”

January 5, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

The message could not have been any clearer. Trump promised voters one of his first acts in office would be to repeal Obamacare. It would be replaced with something “truly great.”

“We’re going to fix health care and make it more affordable and better,” Trump said throughout his presidential campaign.

Now, with only 14 days before Donald J. Trump is sworn in as our nation’s 45th president, the new congress is wasting no time in bringing out the ax to “do in” the Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as Obamacare. Funny thing, though, they have nothing to replace it with.

After eight years of demonizing the legislation that brought healthcare coverage to nearly 20 million previously uninsured Americans; after the House voted 62 times to roll back all or part of the law; after so much time to come up with a suitable alternative, the Republicans have nothing ready to go.

The new mantra is now “repeal and delay.” And the delay could last as long as four years!

By repealing Obamacare without simultaneously replacing it, our health care system will be thrown into chaos. The lives of Americans who rely on Obamacare would be put at risk.

Many experts, from both sides of the aisle, are warning that “repeal and delay” would lead to some Americans losing insurance coverage during the delay period — either because premiums spike so high that they are unaffordable, or some areas of the country have no health insurers who want to sell plans.

How this will play out with the many Trump voters who are currently enjoying the benefits of Obamacare (even though they might not realize it) remains to be seen. But it does not promise to be good.

Ironically, before Obamacare was enacted, Republicans falsely warned Americans of the dangers of the new law. There was much talk of “death panels’* determining who would get coverage and who would not. In other words, who would live or die.

We have now finally gotten to the point where the Republican scare tactic of “death panels” has become a reality. Many Americans will lose their healthcare coverage because of Republican congressional action. Many will not get the treatments that could save them, and die.

The “death panels” we heard so much about are today suddenly very real, brought to you by the reckless, seemingly unstoppable action of our Republican Congress.

* PolitiFact.com awarded “death panels” the 2009 Lie of The Year

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A Modest Proposal For 2017

January 2, 2017 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

In 1729, the Anglo-Irish writer, Jonathan Swift, wrote an essay entitled A Modest Proposal. More precisely, the full title of his work was A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public.

Swift suggests a way for the impoverished Irish to ease their economic troubles … sell their children as food to rich gentlemen and ladies!

“A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout,” Swift suggests.

Of course, anyone who took a college course in English literature would know this essay is one of the finest examples of political satire ever written. Through seemingly well-reasoned hyperbole, Swift mocks the heartless attitudes of his time towards the poor, as well as British policy toward the Irish in general.

My guess is that if Swift wrote such an essay today, in the age of the Internet, more than half of those reading the piece would take it literally!

We as a nation we are losing the ability to separate fact from fiction… to think critically,  The art of satire is slowly dying, if it is not already dead.

Our educational system is broken when the ability to detect and appreciate satire, especially political satire, is gone.

My modest proposal for 2017, and beyond, is that we stop focusing so much on science and math for our kids at the expense of the humanities.

Yes, in times of economic stress such as these, studying history, philosophy and literature may seem like a big waste of time. But a liberal education is what molds us into well-rounded individuals able to navigate whatever comes our way.

Flexibility, creativity, critical thinking, logic and reason, along with strong communication skills, are at the core of a liberal arts education. With fake news and misinformation all around us, the ability for rational thought is needed now more than ever.

I can easily imagine a reader’s comment to Swift’s proposal in today’s age of social media:

“You are one sick dude. Don’t you have any regard for life? … especially your own kids? You should be hung!”

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Trump Names Son, Barron, Special Consultant On Cyber Security

January 1, 2017 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

After praising his ten-year-old son’s computer skills, the President-elect has named Barron Trump his cyber security adviser.

In a tweet, the soon-to-be president of the United States lauded his son while at the same time proposing a solution to cyber espionage:

“I have a boy who’s ten years old, he can do anything on the computer. You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.”

Many opponents feared a Trump presidency would set the country back. Very few, however, envisioned the return of the Pony Express.

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So You Think 2016 Was Bad?

December 30, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

It is almost universally agreed 2016 was a crappy year.

We recently suffered the deaths of Carrie Fisher and her mother, Debbie Reynolds, … only one day apart. This came on top of some really big music legends joining that big “nightshift” in the sky: George Michael, David Bowie, Prince, Glenn Frey, Maurice White, Keith Emerson, Leonard Cohen, Leon Russell and Greg Lake.

Yes, every year sees the names of many music superstars on the “check out” list. But so many, so young, so soon?

In world and national events, you had the following tragedies (in no particular order): Syria, Haiti, Zika, Orlando, Charlotte, Nice, Brussels, and Berlin.

But perhaps the biggest downer for most Americans, and all peace-loving people of the world, was the election of Donald J. Trump as president of the United States.

That the greatest nation on earth … Reagan’s “shining city on a hill,” could elect as their leader an infantile, narcissistic con man is too much for many to bear.

Yet as hard as it may be accepting the fact that a carnival barker was elected president of the United States on November 8th, it is even scarier facing the reality that this same person will officially be elevated to our nation’s highest office on January 20, 2017.

When Donald J. Trump has the power to actually sign bills into law … bills that the Republican-controlled congress is salivating to get to his desk, that’s when the real scary part begins.

The Affordable Care Act? Fugetaboutit! Social Security and Medicare? Fugetaboutit! Environmental protection? Fugetaboutit! A woman’s right to choose? Fugetaboutit!

Yes, 2016 was a bad year. But 2017 could make crappy 2016 smell like roses in comparison.

It is distressing when, for many people, avoiding nuclear war would be a sign of success for the coming year.

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New Meaning Of The Word “Fact” In The Age Of Trump

December 28, 2016 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Like humans, the meanings of words also evolve.

Take, for example, the word “gay.” Up until the early 1960s, the word primarily meant “lighthearted and carefree.” In the 1930s, you had Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers starring in “The Gay Divorcée.” In 1962 you could find Sam Cooke singing about a New York place where “people are so gay, twistin’ the night away.”

Today the word is almost universally known to mean homosexual … especially men.

One could make a case for words changing their meaning ever since the first word was uttered.

The word “fact” has recently undergone a major shift. Thanks to years of conservative news outlets like Fox News, and more recently the Trump campaign, the word that once meant “something that has really occurred or is actually true” now means, “something you believe has really occurred or is actually true.”

The late New York Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan once famously said, “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.”

How quaint. How so totally vintage!

Scottie Neil Hughes, the conservative CNN commentator and ardent Trump supporter, recently told radio host Diane Rehm, “There’s no such thing, unfortunately, anymore as facts.”

And observation bears that out.

Donald Trump claims to have won the national popular vote. Fifty-two percent of Republicans say it’s a fact, according to one poll. Forty percent of Trump voters believe that to be true in another poll.

The reality is that the final vote count showed Hillary Clinton won almost three million more votes than Trump!

This is a fact in the old meaning of the word. It is knowable, provable and empirically true. But nearly half of Trump voters don’t buy it. Why? They believe Donald Trump over the crooked media which just makes up the numbers.

Hughes, in the same radio interview, went on to say, “And so one thing that has been interesting this entire campaign season to watch, is that people that say facts are facts – they’re not really facts … Everybody has a way of interpreting them to be the truth, or not the truth.”

Sorry, Sen. Moynihan, in our brave new Trumpian world, everyone is entitled to his or her own facts.

Come on now …is one to believe the corrupt media or the words of our new “Dear Leader?”

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Trump Is A Luxury The World Cannot Afford

December 24, 2016 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

At a time when the world is becoming increasingly dangerous, the United States elects its most erratic, temperamentally unstable president. When the leadership and steady hand of the world’s greatest power is needed most, Americans choose a loose cannon as their commander in chief.

There are many religious folks out there who are predicting, and praying for, the end of times. With Donald J. Trump’s tiny finger on the nuclear button, they just might get their wish.

This week was particularly alarming. With terrorist attacks in Berlin, Germany and Amman, Jordon, along with a political assassination in Turkey, it does seem that the world is fast going to hell in a hand basket.

Instead of a cool, calm and collected commander in chief, we are about to install an inexperienced, unpredictable, thin-skinned and intellectually incurious con artist as leader of the free world.

Donald Trump, with his consistent anti-Muslim rhetoric, has perhaps done more for ISIS recruitment than just about anyone. And who does he surround himself with? Like-minded advisers.

Trump’s choice as national security adviser, retired Lieutenant General Michael Flynn, has been quoted as saying, “Fear of Muslims is rational.”

Giving the reins of power to a likeable but completely incompetent man didn’t work so well the last time around. No, George W. Bush did not blow up the world (some may dispute that). He just set the stage for a popular demagogue, who has a thing for nuclear weapons, to do so.

It is being said some Congressional Republicans are as fearful of the harm Trump might inflict on the world just as much as everyone else. But they will stick with him as long he allows them to fulfill their wettest dreams… more tax cuts for the wealthy, privatization of Medicare and Social Security, business deregulation, etc.

Once Trump stops playing ball with the legislators, however, they have enough dirt on the ethically compromised “billionaire” to impeach his butt.

But it might be too late. World War III might have already started.

As always, for Republicans, it is party over country… or even the world.

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Democrats Can’t See The Forest For The Trees

December 22, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

Nearly one and a half months after their candidate’s defeat, Democrats are still in mourning. They’re in the dumps. They cannot understand how a Hillary victory that was seemingly in the bag ended up as one of the most shocking presidential losses in American history.

The Democratic Party will no doubt conduct a postmortem similar to the one carried out by Republicans after their 2012 loss.

Already there are different theories being floated for this devastating upset. Hillary did not campaign enough in the Rust Belt states. Hillary did not address the economic concerns of the angry white blue-collar male. Hillary forgot about rural America … and so on and so on.

Democrats, save your money.

There is one simple fact that led to your electoral demise. You nominated perhaps the most viscerally hated political candidate in your party’s history. Unfortunately, you got too hung up on the corresponding fact that Hillary was also the most experienced candidate in your party’s history.

For many voters, the 2016 election literally came down to choosing the lesser of two evils.

While many voters (especially evangelical) disliked the Republican candidate and correctly saw him as an immoral, narcissistic, pathological liar, he was not the devil incarnate, Hillary Clinton. With Trump the sinner, there was always the possibility of redemption. That could never have been the case for the Princess of Darkness.

After years of Clinton bashing by conservative media; after years of politically motivated investigations by Congress, there was nothing Hillary could have done, short of walking on water, which would have changed the minds of many Hillary-hating voters.

Yes, the FBI’s illegal actions weeks before the election, along with Russian interference favoring Trump, did not help Clinton’s chances. Nor did voter suppression in many Republican-controlled states.

The simple truth, as much as Democrats hate to admit it, is that voters did not so much vote for Trump as they voted against Hillary.

As one Wisconsin voter, who had previously voted for Obama, told MSNBC’s Chris Hayes at a town hall meeting held last week in Kenosha, “I voted for Trump because he is not Hillary.”

The Democratic Party should not complicate things. Instead, they should heed the wisdom found in the principle of Occam’s razor. The simplest explanation is usually the best.

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It’s Official … U.S.A. Once Again A Winner!

December 19, 2016 By John DeProspo 6 Comments

With Donald J. Trump today having been officially elevated to our nation’s highest office by a group of loyal, patriotic, “party-over-country” electors, America’s future looks bright again.

After eight years of enduring the failed presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, Americans are hungry for a change. And with Trump now set to become our nation’s 45th president on January 20, 2017, true Americans will finally get their country back.

The voters who picked our new “outside-the-beltway” president, over the loathsome, hopelessly experienced Hillary Clinton, sent a clear message to the Democrat Party on November 8th. They had had enough of a president who, in eight years, failed to get U.S. troops involved in a new war. Certainly Obama had his chances, they point out. Plus voters have never forgiven Obama for ending a perfectly good war in Iraq in 2011.

When Hillary Clinton promised voters she would continue, and build on, the policies of the Obama Administration, she effectively made herself unelectable. Voters did not want to add to the Obama disasters they’ve had to suffer through over the last eight years:

  1. Jumpstarting the economy during the worst recession since the Great Depression.
  2. Passing the Dodd-Frank Act, which holds Wall Street accountable in the event of another financial crisis.
  3. Saving the American auto industry.
  4. Passing the Affordable Care Act that now insures 32 million previously uninsured Americans.
  5. Overseeing a stock market that has nearly tripled in value.
  6. Creating over 15 million new jobs.
  7. Reversing Bush’s torture policies.
  8. Authorizing the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.
  9. Leading the fight on climate change.
  10. Signing a landmark nuclear deal with Iran.

No sir, Donald Trump has promised to reverse all of Obama’s disastrous polices as soon as he takes office.

Trump, the billionaire celebrity and entrepreneur, has promised to bring back millions of jobs that have left the U.S. He will not, however, be bringing those overseas jobs that produce his many products as they never were made in the U.S. to start with.

As Trump has promised the American people, they will start winning again … so much so they will be sick and tired of winning.

For many giddily anxious Americans, the Trump presidency cannot start soon enough.

USA! … USA! … USA!

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