Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, lauds White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, for once telling the truth.
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Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, lauds White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, for once telling the truth.
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As the walls close in on him (ironic, n’est-ce pas?), Trump gets comforted by his boss.
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The man who is best-known for serving red meat to his base is today receiving flak for literally serving red meat to a bunch of college football players.
Yesterday Donald Trump, in the White House dining room, treated the Champion Clemson Tigers football team to a fast food extravaganza of burgers from America’s finest fast food establishments … McDonalds, Wendy’s and Burger King.
Critics have called Trump’s artery-clogging smorgasbord “tasteless”, but the young men seemed to enjoy their meal.
There is some dispute as to how much red meat was actually served. The number of burgers went from an original estimate of 300 to a staggering 1000! Another Trumpian whopper?
Trump tweeted today:
Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamburgers etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
While White House staff told members of the press our junk-food-loving Commander in Chief was pleased with the festive and happy meal, he was disappointed about one thing …
NO LEFTOVERS!
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Donald Trump is adamant about getting his big, beautiful wall. He has threatened to shutdown the government for months or even years. He has warned Nancy Pelosi, and her fellow Democrats, not to fock with him.
“If she and the Dems won’t fund my wall, they better get ready to say hello to my little friend.”
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No. Mexico is not going to pay for Trump’s big, beautiful wall.
Corporate America will.
That’s right. A proposal is being discussed whereby corporate advertising will pay for the costs of building the wall along our southern border.
According to an anonymous source, the idea is to sell advertising space to companies wishing to promote their brands.
“Think of it,” said the source, “corporate logos on a wall that stretches 2000 miles!”
The benefit for companies is that they will be able to advertise their brands to the ever-growing influx of illegals who will no doubt be able to make it into our country by either going over, or under, the wall.
It is being reported the idea originated within the House Freedom Caucus. In true conservative fashion, yet another example of when the government cannot solve a problem, look for a corporate solution.
Already brands such as Cheez Whiz and Charim toilet tissue have expressed an interest in the project.
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A bevy of TV comedians are thanking Donald Trump for their good fortune as the New Year is upon us. Stephen Colbert perhaps said it best, “With a guy like Trump in the White House, who needs comedy writers? The jokes write themselves.”
Will Trump be there to supply material in 2019? For the sake of the country, let’s hope not!
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During a White House interview on Tuesday, Donald Trump said there would be hell to pay if he is impeached.
“I think that the people would revolt if that happened,” Trump told Reuters.
Asked about Trump’s comment, a senior House Democrat shared a different predication.
“The day Trump leaves office, whether by resignation, impeachment or an act of god, will be a day for rejoicing, not revolting,” said the congressman, who wished to remain anonymous.
The lawmaker revealed there is even talk among House Democrats that Trump’s last day in office should be celebrated as a national holiday.
“The end of our long national nightmare should be observed … forever,” said a spokesperson for the soon-to-be Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.
Of course the Republican-controlled Senate would never go along with such a proposal.
The idea, for now, will have to be put on ice until 2020 when Democrats retake the Oval Office, the Senate and increase their control of the House.
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With his presidency under siege from all sides, Trump has fired his current Chief of Staff, John Kelly, and is looking for a true Sicilian gumba as the White House prepares to go to the mattresses.
Early favorite, Anthony Scaramucci, has been knocked out of consideration as he is not 100% Sicilian.
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Republican logic, and myopia, at its finest!
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And there still are those who question whether the leader of the free world is a stable genius!
Make America Rake Again (MARA)!
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