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Trump Defends “Colorado Border Wall” Comment

October 24, 2019 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

In a tweet today, Donald Trump defended his claim the U.S. is building a wall along Colorado’s southern border:

I was perfectly correct in talking about building a wall in Colorado. What does Colorado border? Mexico! Yes some call it New Mexico … New Mexico, Old Mexico, what’s the difference?

Trump even presented a “map” to support his claim.

Photo | pbs.twing.com

Warning – this could be “fake” nooze!

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: border, Colorado, Donald Trump, Mexico, New Mexico, satire, wall

How Trump Gets His Wall With Zero Tax Dollars

January 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

No. Mexico is not going to pay for Trump’s big, beautiful wall.

Corporate America will.

That’s right. A proposal is being discussed whereby corporate advertising will pay for the costs of building the wall along our southern border.

According to an anonymous source, the idea is to sell advertising space to companies wishing to promote their brands.

“Think of it,” said the source, “corporate logos on a wall that stretches 2000 miles!”

The benefit for companies is that they will be able to advertise their brands to the ever-growing influx of illegals who will no doubt be able to make it into our country by either going over, or under, the wall.

It is being reported the idea originated within the House Freedom Caucus. In true conservative fashion, yet another example of when the government cannot solve a problem, look for a corporate solution.

Already brands such as Cheez Whiz and Charim toilet tissue have expressed an interest in the project.

Photo | marketinghits.com

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: border, corporate America, Donald Trump, funding, government shutdown, Mexico, wall

U.S. Offers Free Summer Camp To Migrant Children

June 19, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Leave it to Fox News host Laura Ingraham to set the record straight. While some have called the federal detention centers, set up for brown children seeking refuge in the United States, “prisons” or “concentration camps,” Ingraham likened the facilities to “essentially summer camps.”

Is there any wonder why immigrant parents fleeing gang violence within there countries are rushing to our southern border to enroll their kids?

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: featured, politics Tagged With: border, Brownsville Texas, Casa Padre, concentration camps, Laura Ingraham, Mexico, migrant children, prisons, summer camps

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