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How Trump Gets His Wall With Zero Tax Dollars

January 1, 2019 By John DeProspo 3 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

No. Mexico is not going to pay for Trump’s big, beautiful wall.

Corporate America will.

That’s right. A proposal is being discussed whereby corporate advertising will pay for the costs of building the wall along our southern border.

According to an anonymous source, the idea is to sell advertising space to companies wishing to promote their brands.

“Think of it,” said the source, “corporate logos on a wall that stretches 2000 miles!”

The benefit for companies is that they will be able to advertise their brands to the ever-growing influx of illegals who will no doubt be able to make it into our country by either going over, or under, the wall.

It is being reported the idea originated within the House Freedom Caucus. In true conservative fashion, yet another example of when the government cannot solve a problem, look for a corporate solution.

Already brands such as Cheez Whiz and Charim toilet tissue have expressed an interest in the project.

Photo | marketinghits.com

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: border, corporate America, Donald Trump, funding, government shutdown, Mexico, wall

Late Night Hosts Thank Donald Trump For Another Year Of Great Ratings

December 24, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

A bevy of TV comedians are thanking Donald Trump for their good fortune as the New Year is upon us. Stephen Colbert perhaps said it best, “With a guy like Trump in the White House, who needs comedy writers?  The jokes write themselves.”

Will Trump be there to supply material in 2019? For the sake of the country, let’s hope not!

Photo | eonline.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: 2018, comedians, comedy, Donald Trump, jokes, late nights hosts, ratings, Stephen Colbert

Dems Set To Propose New National Holiday

December 15, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Reprint from moronmajority.com

During a White House interview on Tuesday, Donald Trump said there would be hell to pay if he is impeached.

“I think that the people would revolt if that happened,” Trump told Reuters.

Asked about Trump’s comment, a senior House Democrat shared a different predication.

“The day Trump leaves office, whether by resignation, impeachment or an act of god, will be a day for rejoicing, not revolting,” said the congressman, who wished to remain anonymous.

The lawmaker revealed there is even talk among House Democrats that Trump’s last day in office should be celebrated as a national holiday.

“The end of our long national nightmare should be observed … forever,” said a spokesperson for the soon-to-be Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Of course the Republican-controlled Senate would never go along with such a proposal.

The idea, for now, will have to be put on ice until 2020 when Democrats retake the Oval Office, the Senate and increase their control of the House.

Photo | REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, House democrat, impeachment, national holiday, removal from office, resignation, satire

Trump Desperately Searches For New White House Chief Of Staff

December 10, 2018 By John DeProspo 4 Comments

With his presidency under siege from all sides, Trump has fired his current Chief of Staff, John Kelly, and is looking for a true Sicilian gumba as the White House prepares to go to the mattresses.

Early favorite, Anthony Scaramucci, has been knocked out of consideration as he is not 100% Sicilian.

Photo | newsmax.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Chief of Staff, consigliere, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Mueller investigation, The Godfather, white house

Remember When Inhofe Disproved Climate Change With His Snowball?

December 1, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Republican logic, and myopia, at its finest!

Image | Being Liberal

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Climate change, global warming, Republicans, satire, Sen. Inhofe, snowball, Titanic

Trump Makes U-Turn On Migrant Caravan … Will Admit

November 20, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

Reprint from moronmajority.com

And there still are those who question whether the leader of the free world is a stable genius!

Make America Rake Again (MARA)!

Photo| thehill.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: "Make America Rake Again", asylum seekers, California, Donald Trump, forest fires, migrant caravan, rake, satire, stable genius, u-turn

Trump Advised By Rick Perry To Start Wearing Glasses

October 27, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

From moronmajority.com

Secretary of Energy, Rick Perry,  has offered up some sound advice to his boss … “An eye exam and glasses may be in order, Sir.”

Or Donald Trump could just cut out the obvious, blatant lies, Rick?

Photo | businessinsider.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: bombs, Cesar Sayoc, Donald Trump, face, glasses, MAGA Bomber, satire, spoof, van

Millions Of Americans Happily Reliving Their High School Days

October 17, 2018 By John DeProspo 2 Comments

Donald Trump ends up with the short end of the stick in his latest “insult volley” with adult film star, Stormy Daniels. The two are reminding many older Americans of those fun, frivolous, and foolhardy days as teenagers. For that, Mr. “So-Called” President, they thank you!

“Oh boy, this is great!” – Kent Dorfman

Photo |  People.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Donald Trump, high school days, horseface, immature, insult volley, snark, Stormy Daniels, taunts, tiny

Something Even The Writers Of “Animal House” Could Not Have Imagined

October 6, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

During the final scenes of perhaps the greatest frat movie ever made, the audience of National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) is treated to a glimpse of what becomes of some of the wild boys of Delta Tau Chi. Ladies’ man Eric Stratton (“Otter”) goes on to become a Beverly Hills gynecologist.  Eternal loser Kent Dorfman (“Flounder”) finds his calling as a sensitivity trainer and obnoxious boozer John Blutarsky (“Bluto”) becomes a U.S. senator.

It now appears the movie’s comedy writers were too timid in their satire. They needed to think bigger, especially for John Belushi’s “Bluto” character. But back then, even satire had its limits. To be fair, how could the writers have ever imagined that in the year 2018, an actual hard-drinking frat boy could be appointed Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court?

Without a doubt, in the Age of Trump, satire is dead.

Photo | theconservativetreehouse.com

 

 

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: Animal House, Brett Kavanaugh, frat boy, hard-drinking, justice, satire, senator, Supreme Court

Brett Kavanaugh Set To Star In New Beer Ad

October 2, 2018 By John DeProspo Leave a Comment

From moronmajority.com

Brett Kavanaugh may have hurt his image as a judge while testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee. But he certainly enhanced his reputation as a beer lover. By repeating, “I like beer,” Kavanaugh caught the ear of some very savvy beer execs.

Photo | washingtonian.com

Filed Under: featured, satire Tagged With: ad, beer lover, Brett Kavanaugh, commercial, dos equis, I like beer, satire, Supreme Court

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